Whether it was independent journalist Nick Shirley’s fraud expose, or Nick Sortor’s refusal to stop driving “Tampon Tim” crazy, we don’t know. But what we do know is that as of January 5, 2026, he threw in the towel and revealed that he will not seek re-election. Cue the celebrations everywhere except in the Somali community and mainstream media…and possibly all of the rats may abandon his sinking pirate ship.

Every mayor dreams of being governor. And every governor dreams of being president.

They work, plan, and scheme for a lifetime — and if everything goes according to plan, they just might win the biggest prize of all: the top seat in the Oval Office.

Which is why the American people will assume that Gov. Walz must have a compelling reason for throwing in the towel: Holy guacamole! That Somali fraud scandal must be even worse than we know!

Walz quitting his reelection bid signals to voters that the Somali scandal is so shocking — and so far-reaching — that a 2028 presidential frontrunner couldn’t even win an election in his own home state anymore. It’ll be like waving a red, juicy steak before a pack of wolves. PJ Media

The fallout from Tampon Tim has just begun

HEY @TIM_WALZ: QUIT CALLING THE COPS ON ME FOR STANDING OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE I AIN’T LEAVING I KNOW how much your weird-ass loves colossal pickles, but you will NEVER have mine. Vid coming soon…WELP, Tim Walz won’t stop calling the police on me, so I’ve CANCELLED my flight back to DC tonight. You’re picking the wrong fight, Timmyboy…How many more massive lawsuits do I have to file before these deranged leftists realize that attempting to intimidate me via bogus arrests ALWAYS backfires on them?” Nick Sortor on X

“I ENDED TIM WALZ” Nick Shirley on X

The “Tampon Tim” Walz debacle may only be starting. Once all of his cronies and those who knew what was going on decide what to do, the mess left behind may be as bad as the fraud itself.

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