Welcome to The Daily Dumpster Fire, the flagship news roundup of the Genesius Times, hosted by the reliably unimpressive duo Chad Furthingrotten and Karen Bubbletitch.

Every weekday, Chad and Karen sift through the nation’s smoldering headlines to bring you the stories no one asked for and everyone regrets. With Chad’s trademark monotone skepticism and Karen’s unwavering ability to mispronounce names, The Daily Dumpster Fire delivers the perfect blend of misinformation, overstatement, and accidental truth-telling.

From the latest political scandals that will be forgotten by lunch to international crises best left unexplained, Chad and Karen are here to assure you that yes, it really is all as bad as it looks.

Tune in daily for the only show where the hosts interrupt each other more than the news itself does, and where journalistic integrity is tossed straight into the dumpster—where it belongs.

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