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Leave Every Light in the House On and the Doors Open and Other Great Gift Ideas for Father’s Day
Dads are notoriously difficult to shop for, so we’re thinking a little outside of the box with these gifts! Each one is sure to bring a smile to the father in your life!
1. Leave Every Light in the House On—All Day, Every Day
Nothing says “I love you, Dad” like transforming your home into a beacon visible from space. Flip on every switch—bedroom, bathroom, closet, that weird hallway lamp no one uses—and let them blaze. Bonus points if you crank the AC to arctic levels while doing it. Dad will adore the heartwarming glow of a $500 electric bill, reminding him of your thoughtfulness every time he opens it. Pro tip: Tell him it’s “mood lighting” for his special day.
2. Leave All Doors Wide Open
Why stop at lights? Give Dad the gift of an open-door policy—literally. Swing wide every exterior door and let the great outdoors mingle with the indoors. Bugs, pollen, and that neighbor’s yappy dog? All welcome! Dad will relish the chance to play exterminator and air-condition the entire neighborhood. When he sighs, “Who left the door open again?” just smile and say, “Happy Father’s Day!”
3. “Borrow” His Tools and Scatter Them Across the Yard
Dads love their tools, so show your appreciation by borrowing his prized cordless drill, socket wrench, and that one screwdriver he guards like a national treasure—then “forget” them in random places. The backyard, the driveway, or under the kid’s trampoline are all great spots. He’ll spend Father’s Day on a thrilling treasure hunt, muttering your name with every step. It’s like an escape room, but with more cursing!
4. Program the Thermostat to Randomly Swing Between 60°F and 85°F
Surprise Dad with a climate adventure in his own home! Secretly set the thermostat to alternate between sauna and icebox every hour. He’ll love the mystery of wondering whether he needs a parka or a beach towel to watch his Sunday football. Tell him it’s your way of keeping him “adaptable” in his golden years.
5. Gift Him a Playlist of Taylor Swift, Played at Full Volume
Dads always say they want to connect with their kids, so curate a Spotify playlist of only Taylor Swift and screamo remixes or that one song with 17 bass drops in a row. Blast it through his beloved living room speakers while he’s trying to nap. When he emerges, bleary-eyed and begging for silence, tell him it’s your way of “sharing your world” with him. Heartwarming!
6. Reorganize His Sacred Garage Space
Every dad has a garage or workshop that’s his personal fortress of solitude. Show your love by rearranging it into chaos. Move his meticulously labeled screws into random jars, stack his paint cans in a Jenga-like tower, and hide his favorite hammer in the recycling bin. He’ll spend Father’s Day rediscovering his tools and muttering about “the system.” Nothing says “I care” like upending his sanctuary.
7. Sign Him Up for Every Spam Email List Imaginable
Give Dad the gift that keeps on giving: an inbox overflowing with offers for discount cruises, questionable supplements, and Nigerian prince investment opportunities. Sign him up using that old AOL address he still checks. He’ll love the thrill of deleting 47 emails a day, each one a reminder of your creative gift-giving spirit.
8. “Help” with His Chores—Halfway
Offer to mow the lawn, but leave a single, inexplicable strip of grass standing tall. Wash his car, but only the hood. Start the dishes, then abandon them in a soapy sink. Dad will appreciate the effort—and the chance to finish what you started while grumbling about “kids these days.” It’s the gift of quality time, whether he likes it or not.
Why These Gifts Are Better Than a Grill
Sure, you could buy Dad another gadget or a “World’s Best Dad” mug he’ll never use, but those lack the personal touch. These gifts are guaranteed to evoke a reaction—probably a mix of exasperation, confusion, and that classic Dad sigh that says, “Why did I have kids?” But deep down, he’ll know it’s all in love. Or at least, he’ll tell himself that to get through the day.
So this Father’s Day, ditch the boring presents and go for gold with these unforgettable, patience-testing gifts. After all, nothing says “Thanks, Dad” like turning his home into a chaotic tribute to your appreciation. Just don’t be surprised if he “returns the favor” on your birthday.
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