Washington, D.C. — In a dazzling display of cognitive dissonance, a group of Republican lawmakers, pundits, and conspiracy hobbyists gathered this weekend on the National Mall to protest what they called the “wrongful conviction” of Ghislaine Maxwell — the British socialite sentenced in 2022 for trafficking minors to, as official records would suggest, literally no one. The rally, titled “Free Ghislaine: If There’s No List, There’s No Crime”, drew several hundred attendees waving flags adorned with Maxwell’s face superimposed over the Statue of Liberty and holding signs reading “Justice for Epstein’s Business Partner” and “Stop the Deep State Frame Job.” Leading the charge was Rep. Clayden Rawls (R-TX), who took the stage to raucous applause. “You can’t tell me a woman gets convicted for trafficking underage girls without a single customer in sight,” Rawls bellowed. “Who was buying? Who was on the list? And why won’t they tell us?” Rawls, and several speakers who followed, seemed willfully forgetful of one inconvenient detail: the Trump-era Department of Justice already addressed this — repeatedly. In a 2020 press conference, then-Attorney General William Barr solemnly assured the public that Jeffrey Epstein “most definitely killed himself” in a high-security Manhattan prison cell, and that no client list existed because Epstein, quote, “didn’t have any clients.” A follow-up memo from the DOJ warned Americans to “stop asking about it.” Tucker Carlson 2.0, who resurfaced recently after a brief gig as Belarus’ Minister of Vibes, also addressed the crowd. “Folks, this is classic Deep State gaslighting,” Carlson growled. “They tell you Epstein killed himself. They tell you there’s no list. They tell you to stop asking. Well, I don’t take orders from some government agency with an eagle logo. I get my truth from grainy screenshots on Telegram.” The crowd cheered wildly as Carlson led them in a chant of “WHERE’S THE LIST? WHERE’S THE LIST?”, briefly pausing only when a megaphone-wielding organizer reminded them that, according to their own party’s DOJ, the list officially doesn’t exist. Even the RNC seemed caught off-guard by the rally’s existence, releasing a hasty statement clarifying: “While we remain committed to government transparency and accountability, we also officially recognize the findings of the Trump administration’s Department of Justice regarding the Epstein case and urge Americans to focus on the real issues — like Hunter Biden’s laptop.” For her part, Ghislaine Maxwell was reportedly “perplexed” by the sudden groundswell of support. In a statement from prison, she said, “I’ve never been a Republican, but I suppose it’s nice to be remembered.” The post BREAKING: Republicans Hold ‘Free Ghislaine’ Rally, Demand Justice for Woman Convicted of Trafficking Minors to Absolutely No One appeared first on Genesius Times.