Morgan Wallen is cracking jokes. The cheating scandal heard around the world has made its way to a Morgan Wallen concert. I’m sure you’ve seen the video by now of Andy Byron, the CEO of tech company Astronomer, getting caught (allegedly) cheating on his wife with the company’s Chief of People, Kristin Cabot. The viral clip shows Byron and Cabot cuddled up at the concert before getting exposed on the jumbotron. The two quickly separated and tried to hide their faces, but by then the damage was already done. (Honestly, their reaction made it way worse…he hit the ground and she ran away, making it clear that something was up). If their reaction wasn’t bad enough, they also got called out by Coldplay frontman Chris Martin: “Oh, look at these two. Oh, come on, you’re okay. What? Either they’re having an affair, or they’re just very shy.” Now, cheating concertgoers are stressed that they are going to be exposed like Byron and his wife. But let’s face it, you are WAY too comfortable in your affair if you are taking them to STADIUM concerts like that. However, if you are out and about being unfaithful, you’re at least safe at a Morgan Wallen concert. Last night, Wallen hit the stage in Glendale, Arizona, at State Farm Stadium. Wallen took a second out of his show to inform fans they will not be blasted on the jumbotron with their mistress. “Anybody in here with their side chick or whatever. I think you’re safe here. I don’t condone cheating… anymore.” @tcmyth @morganwallen is truly just one of the boys #morganwallen #glendaleaz #concerts #morganwallentiktok #fyp ♬ original sound – TIMESHΛ See it again from another angle: @cindymaganaa Lmaoooo #morganwallen #coldplay ♬ original sound – cindy magana HA. You don’t condone cheating anymore, eh? I have to give it to Wallen. This was a hilarious response to the viral video while taking a jab at some of his past actions. Nothing shows growth like being able to laugh at the questionable choices you once made. Clever Mr. Wallen, very clever. Astronomer Announces Investigation Under investigation. The video of tech CEO, Andy Byron, quickly went viral, and the jokes and memes quickly followed. Social media users even found Byron’s wife and noticed that she removed her last name from her social media page before deactivating it altogether. The CEO of one of the largest tech companies in the world was just caught on camera having an affair with his head of HR #Coldplay #ColdplayConcert pic.twitter.com/5PGJzShvVW — Tech Ai Labs (@techailabs) July 18, 2025 So far the couple (or alleged couple) have remained silent, despite the fact that they’ve been the main characters on the internet for two days now. But the company just issued a statement on the incident, announcing that they’ve opened an investigation into the incident, while also putting to bed a rumor that the shocked woman beside them was another Astronomer employee: “Astronomer is committed to the values and culture that have guided us since our founding. Our leaders are expected to set the standard in both conduct and accountability. The Board of Directors has initiated a formal investigation into this matter and we will have additional details to share very shortly. Alyssa Stoddard was not at the event and no other employees were in the video. Andy Byron has not put out any statement, reports saying otherwise are all incorrect.” Astronomer is committed to the values and culture that have guided us since our founding. Our leaders are expected to set the standard in both conduct and accountability. The Board of Directors has initiated a formal investigation into this matter and we will have additional… pic.twitter.com/rfrAQ5bygy — Astronomer (@astronomerio) July 18, 2025 Yesterday, a statement purporting to be from Byron quickly went viral, addressing the incident and even throwing shade at the band for exposing them. It also quoted Coldplay’s “Fix You,” which should’ve been an immediate clue that it was 100% fake. But… it’s pretty easy to fool folks on the internet these days. Check it out: “I want to acknowledge the moment that’s been circulating online, and the disappointment it’s caused. What was supposed to be a night of music and joy turned into a deeply personal mistake playing out on a very public stage. I want to sincerely apologize to my wife, my family, and the team at Astronomer. You deserve better from me as a partner, as a father, and as a leader. This is not who I want to be or how I want to represent the company I helped build. I’m taking time to reflect, to take accountability and to figure out the next steps, personally and professionally. I ask for privacy as I navigate that process. I also want to express how troubling it is that what should have been a private moment became public without my consent. I respect artists and entertainers, but I hope we can all think more deeply about the impact of turning someone else’s life into a spectacle. As a friend once sang: ‘Lights will guide you home, and ignite your bones, and I will try to fix you.'” BREAKING: Astronomer CEO Andy Byron, who was caught cheating on his wife with his HR executive on the Jumbotron at a Coldplay concert, has released a statement on the matter. pic.twitter.com/ipquKffZJx — Proud Elephant (@ProudElephantUS) July 17, 2025 The other dead giveaway, the statement originated from an account called Peter Enis (get it, P. Enis?) that was an obvious parody account – though it’s since been suspended. But in case that wasn’t enough to prove that it was a hoax, the tech company verified that it was not written by their CEO…though now they’ve confirmed that they’re looking into the matter. Cofounder and Chief Product Officer Pete DeJoy is currently serving as interim CEO given Andy Byron has been placed on leave. We will share more details as appropriate in the coming days. pic.twitter.com/VfgWPnfycl — Astronomer (@astronomerio) July 19, 2025 The post “You’re Safe Here” – Morgan Wallen Hilariously Assures “Anybody With Their Side Chick” That There Won’t Be A Kiss Cam At His Arizona Concert first appeared on Whiskey Riff.