Yep, you read the headline right. A 37-year-old man has been arrested and charged with felony assault after he attacked a federal agent in Washington, D.C. with a deli sandwich from Subway. One thing’s for sure: he won’t be eating fresh in jail. Take a look: BREAKING: Man Accused of Throwing Sandwich at CBP Agent in DC Faces Federal Assault Charges Sean Charles Dunn, who used a Subway sandwich as a weapon to attack a federal officer deployed by President Trump on the streets of DC earlier this week, has been charged with felony… pic.twitter.com/Xj2YugOCFo — I Meme Therefore I Am (@ImMeme0) August 13, 2025 BREAKING: Man Accused of Throwing Sandwich at CBP Agent in DC Faces Federal Assault Charges Sean Charles Dunn, who used a Subway sandwich as a weapon to attack a federal officer deployed by President Trump on the streets of DC earlier this week, has been charged with felony assault. DC US Attorney Jeanine Pirro said in a statement that “the police are not out there to get pushed around or beat up.” FAFO! Sean Dunn was caught on cam Sunday night screaming at a group of federal officers before getting in one’s face and taunting him. He then hurled his sub at a CBP agent, striking him in the chest before running off. Fox News reported: Metro Transit Police said they were patrolling the U Street area, seemingly as part of the Trump administration’s initiative to crackdown on crime in the nation’s capital, when a man later identified as Sean Charles Dunn shouted obscenities at a CBP agent, standing inches from his face and calling him a “fascist.” Moments later, police said Dunn returned, wound up, and “forcefully threw” a sandwich at the agent, hitting him in the chest, according to court documents. He then ran away, with a trail of federal officers chasing him. Witnesses could be heard giggling as Dunn darted from the cops, according to an Instagram video posted by a bystander. After being arrested and taken to the police station, Dunn allegedly told another officer, “I did it. I threw a sandwich.” He is charged with felony assault on a law enforcement officer. For reference, here’s the full video: #BREAKING: A DC man has been charged with felony assault charges after hitting a federal agent with Subway sandwich #Washington | #DC A Washington, D.C. man is now facing federal charges after allegedly throwing a sub-style sandwich at a Customs and Border Protection… pic.twitter.com/e2zcx20Y1E — R A W S A L E R T S (@rawsalerts) August 13, 2025 #BREAKING: A DC man has been charged with felony assault charges after hitting a federal agent with Subway sandwich #Washington | #DC A Washington, D.C. man is now facing federal charges after allegedly throwing a sub-style sandwich at a Customs and Border Protection (CBP) officer during a confrontation Sunday night. Prosecutors say Sean Charles Dunn shouted at the officer, who was patrolling with Metro Transit Police in Northwest D.C saying f*ck you! You f*cken fascists! Why are you here? I don’t want you in my city!” before striking him in the chest with the sandwich. The incident, reportedly caught on Instagram video, ended with Dunn’s arrest. He later admitted, I did it. I threw the sandwich according to court documents Jeanine Pirro had some words for this guy… “Stick your Subway sandwich somewhere else!” You’ve got to watch this: Assault a law enforcement officer, and you’ll be prosecuted. This guy thought it was funny—well, he doesn’t think it’s funny today, because we charged him with a felony. pic.twitter.com/O0NVAFDZrU — Jeanine Pirro (@JudgeJeanine) August 13, 2025 Gotta love Judge Jeanine. I couldn’t think of a better person for D.C. U.S. Attorney. You are in the perfect position, Madam. Time to clean up the mess and restore safety to the average American. — NH_MAGA (@nh_maga603) August 13, 2025 @JudgeJeanine is the absolute best!!! She is what DC needs honesty, integrity & justice for the law enforcement & DC residents. Take note @MayorBowser this is how you take care of your city. — KelZ (@mzkellieg) August 13, 2025