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Ms. Frizzle’s Class Fails Reading After Spending The Year Shrunk Down In Some Guy’s Blood Instead Of Learning To Read
WALKERVILLE — Students at Walkerville Elementary School will reportedly be held back a year after it came to light that their teacher, Ms. Valerie Frizzle, shrank them down to miniature size to spend the year in some guy's blood instead of teaching them to read.