LOS ANGELES—Former Vice President Kamala Harris has replaced her lapsed Secret Service detail with a private security team armed solely with Nerf guns, doubling down on her anti-gun stance with what aides call “a foam-based revolution.” The decision comes after Harris lost her government-provided protection, a standard protocol for ex-VPs who fail to secure the presidency. Now leading a civilian life, Harris has assembled the “Foam Force,” a squad of operatives trained to wield Nerf blasters with surgical precision, firing foam darts at a blistering 70 feet per second. “This is about consistency,” an aide said, clutching a Nerf N-Strike Elite Disruptor. “Kamala’s anti-gun principles don’t end with her term. They’re locked and loaded—figuratively, of course.” The move has sparked a firestorm of reactions. Second Amendment advocates have called it “delusional,” with one commentator snarking, “What’s next? Defending her with a Super Soaker?” Meanwhile, progressive diehards are eating it up, one claiming, “Kamala’s out here redefining security with foam darts. Iconic.” The Foam Force has reportedly undergone intense training, mastering scenarios from close-quarters Nerf skirmishes to rapid reloading under pressure. Their arsenal includes the Nerf Rival Nemesis and the Vortex Praxis, selected for their “non-threatening yet assertive vibe.” But skeptics question their efficacy, especially after a leaked report revealed a team member fumbled a Nerf Ultra One during a simulated threat, scattering foam darts across Harris’s backyard. Harris, undeterred, addressed critics at a recent speaking engagement, twirling a Nerf dart like a seasoned gunslinger. “If we’re serious about ending gun violence, we start with ourselves,” she declared, playfully firing a suction-cup dart at a nearby podium. “These are the weapons of progress. Plus, they’re a blast.” Logistical snags have already surfaced. During a recent fundraiser, a Foam Force member accidentally tagged a donor with a stray dart, leading to an awkward pause and a profuse apology delivered with a Nerf-themed goodie bag. As Harris eyes a potential 2028 run, analysts are split on whether the Nerf gambit will galvanize her base or paint her as out of touch. “It’s a risky play,” one strategist noted. “Voters might admire the symbolism, but they’ll want to know she’s safe from more than a foam dart ambush.” For now, the Foam Force patrols Harris’s perimeter, their plastic blasters primed with ideological zeal. Whether they can fend off anything tougher than a neighborhood Nerf war remains an open question. The post Kamala Harris’s New Security Team to Use Only Nerf Guns appeared first on Genesius Times.