Howdy, crew—this Monday’s situation report tears across the globe with fresh OSINT heat from Africa’s Sahel meltdown to Pacific storms and everything in between. Côte d’Ivoire tightens its northern border as thousands flee JNIM massacres in Mali, where 2025 has already shattered records for foreign abductions (22–26 taken since May). Ethiopia scrambles to ID a mystery hemorrhagic fever after eight cases pop up in the south—Ebola-level labs now on standby. Australia’s ASIO boss drops a bombshell: Beijing-linked hackers are pre-positioned for “high-impact sabotage” on power grids and ports. Indonesia buries three and digs for 20 more after torrential Java landslides, while Iran quietly loosens hijab patrols on Tehran streets but slams the door harder on dissent—classic good-cop/bad-cop from the clerics. Over in Europe, a Russian Su-30 crashes and burns near the Finnish line (both pilots dead), Storm Claudia hammers the UK with flood alerts after shredding the Canaries, and Indigenous activists literally block the front doors of Brazil’s COP30 venue in Belém, forcing delegates to sneak in the side. Quick hits: Pakistan nabs four behind the Islamabad court suicide blast, Bangladesh braces for Hasina-verdict riots, Canada thwarts “lethal” Iranian plots on its soil, Chile and Ecuador vote Sunday on crime and foreign bases, and China finally requires export licenses for 13 fentanyl precursors heading to Mexico—huge if enforced. Plus the latest OSAC drops: Somalia e-visa mega-breach, South Sudan still Level 4, Morocco AFCON 2025 security brief, and Listeria chicken alerts in Costa Rica. Sourced from Reuters, AP, BBC, Al Jazeera, ACLED, and fresh OSAC wires—this is the raw global pulse you need before the week explodes. Drop your take in the comments and let’s talk prep. #OSINT #SituationReport #MaliCrisis #EthiopiaOutbreak #ChinaSabotage #IndonesiaLandslide #IranCrackdown #RussiaCrash #StormClaudia #BangladeshRiots #PakistanBombing #COP30Protest #CanadaIranPlot #ChileElections #EcuadorReferendum #FentanylChinaMexico #GlobalSecurity #MondaySitrep #RoamingPrepper #Geopolitics2025