Clever Drug Trafficker Turns Himself In So Trump Will Pardon Him Instead Of Blow Him Up
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Clever Drug Trafficker Turns Himself In So Trump Will Pardon Him Instead Of Blow Him Up

CALEXICO, CA — Venezuelan drug mule-turned-drug lord Gilberto Juarez turned himself in to U.S. federal law enforcement on Thursday so that President Donald Trump would pardon him instead of blowing him up.