Listen up, America. When a federal agent in tactical gear yells “STOP!” at 120 decibels while sprinting toward you in broad daylight… This is not an invitation to freestyle rap the start of an underground dance battle your cue to drop the sickest N.W.A. reference of your life No. This is the government politely reminding you that the 1989 classic “Ice Ice Baby” contains a very important public safety instruction hidden in plain sight:“All right stop, collaborate and listen…”So when ICE says STOP—You collaborate.You listen.You become the most agreeable person since the invention of customer service surveys. Here’s the approved 2026 compliance flowchart: Hear “STOP!” Immediately cease all forward momentum (this includes but is not limited to: running, power-walking, aggressive limping, and dramatic slow-motion Matrix dodges) Assume the universally recognized “I am now very cooperative” pose: Hands visible and non-threatening Zero sudden movements Optional soft whispering of “I love paperwork” Collaborate enthusiastically. Examples of approved collaborative phrases: “Yes officer, happy to assist!” “Would you like me to alphabetize my life story for you?” “I brought snacks if that helps the collaboration process” Listen. Actively. With visible nodding. Bonus points if you tilt your head like a golden retriever hearing a treat bag. Remember:Vanilla Ice didn’t spend months crafting that iconic bassline just for you to disrespect the sacred STOP → COLLABORATE → LISTEN pipeline.Failure to follow this sequence may result in: Awkward foot chase footage on local news Your friends forever calling you “the guy who tried to outrun ICE to prove a point about 90s hip-hop” And worst of all… having to explain your decisions to your immigration lawyer while he facepalms so hard he leaves a mark So the next time you hear those two beautiful syllables—STOP!Don’t think.Don’t dance.Don’t drop bars.Just collaborate.And listen.This has been a satirical public service announcement.We are not affiliated with Vanilla Ice, though we suspect he would approve.Stay safe. Stay compliant. Stay… chill.Ice, Ice, Baby. The post PSA: When ICE Says “STOP!” You Need to Collaborate and Listen appeared first on Genesius Times.