Supreme Court Denounces New ABS System That Says Whether They Decided A Case Wrong
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Supreme Court Denounces New ABS System That Says Whether They Decided A Case Wrong

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Similar to the reaction of umpires to Major League Baseball's adoption of its new "Automated Ball-Strike System" to challenge calls, the United States Supreme Court has denounced the new "Automated Bench Scrutiny" system implemented to determine whether they decided a case wrong.