Hungover Pete Hegseth Terrified To Wake Up To Redcoats On White House Lawn
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Hungover Pete Hegseth Terrified To Wake Up To Redcoats On White House Lawn

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Secretary of War Pete Hegseth awoke Tuesday morning with a brutal hangover, only to be seized with terror by the sight of British Redcoats standing on the White House lawn.