Man Prepares To Perform Self-Lobotomy With Cereal Spoon After Daughter Discovers 'Blippi'
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Man Prepares To Perform Self-Lobotomy With Cereal Spoon After Daughter Discovers 'Blippi'

COLUMBUS, OH — Local man Greg Gentry reportedly spent Friday morning mentally and physically preparing to perform a lobotomy on himself after his four-year-old daughter discovered the children's television franchise Blippi.