Aw, Crap: Girl You Like Just Called You Her 'Brother In Christ'
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Aw, Crap: Girl You Like Just Called You Her 'Brother In Christ'

RENO, NV — Local college student Ethan Connor experienced a major dating setback Tuesday after the girl he had been secretly pining over for eight months referred to him as her "brother in Christ."