BAY VILLAGE, Ohio — A newly retired local resident who identified himself only as “Not Fred” has begun having second thoughts about leaving the workforce, citing a series of domestic shortcomings that became apparent only after he started spending more time at home. The trouble began, Not Fred said, when he loaded the dishwasher incorrectly. “Who knew I had so many shortcomings?” he remarked during an interview in his newly finished basement man-cave. “After retiring and spending so much time with my wife, I never realized what a horrible person I am.” Not Fred’s wife, who agreed to be identified only as Karen, initially consented to participate in the discussion. The interview ended abruptly, however, when Not Fred neglected to place a coaster under his glass. “You disgust me,” Karen said before departing to attend another “No Kings Rally.” Not Fred remained in the man-cave after her exit. He declined to elaborate further on his dishwasher technique or any other household failures. The post Local Man Regrets Retirement After Loading Dishwasher Wrong, Again! appeared first on Genesius Times.