Kids will say almost anything because they have no filter. They don’t think; they pop out with the most outrageous things. It’s not always that they don’t have filters but that their filters haven’t been streamlined yet. As adults‚ we have years of learning and understanding what is appropriate and what is not. Kids don’t have that benefit‚ and it can lead to hilarity. 1. Filling Up The Tank Ice does make the world go ’round after all! I know my 4yo found the gallon of ice cream I bought because I heard him yell across the house “YES WE GOT A FULL TANK OF ICE CREAM!!”— Dad Named Matt (@mahnamematt) January 3‚ 2023 2. Who Needs A Filter When You Can Have Wine? At least the boy seems rooted in reality… I asked my twins the best thing about turning 6 and my boy twin said “my hands growing bigger” and my girl twin said “I can drink wine now”— MumInBits (@MumInBits) November 18‚ 2022 3. What Am I Made Of? The age-old question. And the best possible response. Yep‚ I’m not touching that one with a ten-foot pole. 6: am i made of yolk?me:6: my friend said we come from eggs so did i come from the white or the yellow?me: ahh…go ask your father— That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) September 18‚ 2022 4. They Grow Up So Quickly! My text responses from my kid were never complete sentences and usually not much more than “kk.” I sent my daughter a text and she responded with “I will look into this. Thank you.” So I guess we’re business associates now.— Wendy (@_wendyb07) November 24‚ 2022 5. Whatever Works‚ Kid Who needs a real name? On the 1st day of school‚ my 6-year-old told me about his art teacher‚ Mr. McClay. This week‚ I found out his name is actually Mr. Mitchell. Turns out my kid has been calling him McClay because he thinks that's a better name for an art teacher.— A Bearer Of Dad News (@HomeWithPeanut) August 31‚ 2022 6. Kids Are Confusing Most Days Profound and absurd. My synovial fluid levels are low‚ but I did remember my pants and both socks. My 8 year old: Mommy‚ do you know what synovial fluid is? That’s what keeps the joints gliding. If we didn’t have synovial fluid it would hurt to move! Isn’t that amazing?Also my 8 year old: I am only wearing underwear and one sock and I do not know why— Arianna Bradford (@thearibradford) January 3‚ 2023 7. Ummm … Maybe We Should Worry About This One’s Future? In first grade‚ this kid is already planning a future in crime. I wonder how well that defense will hold up. son: let me know if you need any money‚ because I can rob a bankme: what if you get caught?son: I'll say‚ "oh‚ sorry‚ is that bad? I'm in first grade and they didn't teach us that yet"me:son: trust me‚ it works— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) January 31‚ 2023 8. Ouch‚ This One Hurt Kids can be unintentionally cruel. I was cooking dinner and 6 came in‚ told me she was writing a song called “what’s that burning smell coming from the kitchen” then walked out again banging her tambourine— MumInBits (@MumInBits) January 26‚ 2023 9. This Is A Kid After My Own Heart I can totally relate to this child. Donuts are an integral part of existence! 6yo: I love you Me: I love you too!6yo: I wasn’t talking to you I was talking to my donut— Professional Worrier (@pro_worrier_) October 9‚ 2022 10. Well‚ You Can’t Say He Is Indecisive He wants what he wants. Asked my son if he could go anywhere in the world‚ where would he go? He said‚ McDonald’s. I said no‚ like a country. He said‚ OHHHH okay…McDonald’s in Japan.— DonutHawk (@StruggleDisplay) August 31‚ 2022 11. More Ouchies. Growing Old Hurts A Lot! When “That 70s Show” chronicles your teen years … Daughter: Look‚ I’m dressed like someone from your timeMe: What time do you think I’m from??Daughter: You know‚ the 19s— McDad (@mcdadstuff) January 11‚ 2023 12. Hey‚ I’ll Take It! Any compliment is a good compliment‚ right? This morning my daughter lovingly touched my face and in the sweetest voice said “you don’t look that old mom”— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) January 18‚ 2023 Think about the kids with no filter rampaging through life as you go about your day. Be envious. We can’t get away with it as adults‚ but we can dream! I will leave you with one of my daughter’s unfiltered moments from second grade. My daughter was always the smallest kid in her class. As a single parent‚ I had opted to tell her who her father was when I felt she was ready. He was in our lives but preferred the role of “uncle.” At seven‚ when the other kids talked about their dads at school‚ she felt left out and became curious. I finally told her. She set her little hands on her hips‚ got an indignant expression‚ and exclaimed‚ “Ughh‚ he’s the shortest man I know!” We knew we weren’t getting a basketball player‚ but that news upset her! Enjoy your day. Don’t bite your tongue too hard. And above all else‚ smile. It releases feel-good endorphins and makes everyone else wonder what you’re thinking! You can find the source of this story’s featured image here. The post 12 Hilarious Kids Who Have No Filter And We’re Glad For It appeared first on InspireMore.