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Millennials are hilariously bonding over their '90s obsession with 'psychic' Sylvia Browne
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Millennials are hilariously bonding over their '90s obsession with 'psychic' Sylvia Browne

If you lived through the '90s and early aughts and happened to watch The Montel Williams Show or Larry King Live, you probably remember their "resident psychic," Sylvia Browne. With her flaxen blonde hair and very short bangs, Browne claimed to be a medium for "angels" and purported to be clairvoyant when audience members asked her questions.Of course, it wasn't just Millennials watching. Many members of previous generations would, often secretly, enjoy her segments with abandon like a sci-fi zombie B-movie. It wasn't until we had a little hindsight that we could measure her extremely confident-sounding statements and understand that...many of them simply were not true.Near the end of last year, people who grew up in this era began making compilations of some of Browne's most outrageous, inappropriate, and often laughably wrong predictions. The trend went so incredibly viral that it has picked up steam again, and these clips continue making the rounds. See on Instagram In one montage of clips, we see person after person bravely stand up and ask Sylvia questions. Often they'll ask about someone who has gone missing. Browne's answers are curt and to the point. "He drowned" seems to be a big one. To one woman who asked about her father, Sylvia matter-of-factly states, "He's alive. He's in Florida."A common question Montel often asked after Browne's declarations was, "Does that make sense?" Usually the answer was, "No, but thank you," as the audience member gingerly took their seat.The best part of watching these clips continue to go viral is the communal joy it's bringing to the comment sections (not to mention the nostalgia and the jokes). One person writes that their life schedule was dependent on whether or not Browne was booked as a guest that day. "If Sylvia was on, I'd skip school." Amanda Seyfried in a scene from the movie Mean Girls. Giphy, Paramount Pictures This person jokes after seeing the woman who was told her father has been in Florida for decades: "Her dad in Florida watching this: Darn it!"Another acknowledges Browne's go-to answer. "Sylvia, I forgot my middle name…." "It drowned." "Okay, thank you." And here's another spin on it: "5 years ago my father went missing while climbing Mount Everest I was wonde....." "He drowned in the Titanic." "Thank you."Over on Threads, @Robbylernan posted quite a few Browne clips, claiming, "I went down a Sylvia Browne rabbit hole last night and I laughed my a-- off for an hour." See on Instagram One person on the thread reminisces about their favorite Browne moment: "The best one was when she told that reporter that the girl in the picture was kidnapped and dead and the reporter said, 'That picture is me.' And she looked at the woman and said, 'You weren't kidnapped?' BRUHHH."Note: Her predictions weren't all completely wrong. In fact, The Daily Mail recently shared a Browne prediction that went viral during the COVID-19 pandemic. Browne reportedly stated, "In around 2020, a severe pneumonia-like illness will spread throughout the globe, attacking the lungs and bronchial tubes and resisting all known treatments."That said, skeptics debunked her claims for years. In a piece for TV Insider, freelance entertainment Martin Holmes reminds readers of the time "Browne told Louwanna Miller her missing daughter, Amanda Berry, was 'not alive,' explaining to the distraught mother, 'Your daughter's not the kind who wouldn't call.'" Holmes adds, "Berry was found alive in 2013 after she escaped years of captivity."In 2010, Skeptical Inquirer Magazine noted, "Despite her repeated claims to be more than 85 percent correct," a study reported that "Browne has not even been mostly correct in a single case."Wrong or right, it's the wrongness that seems to bring the most delight to those who are dipping into the nostalgia. Even Saturday Night Live got in on the fun. Amy Poehler spoofs Sylvia Browne on SNL. www.youtube.com, Saturday Night Live, NBC Universal

People on LinkedIn are inventing nonsense business idioms, and they're too good not to use
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People on LinkedIn are inventing nonsense business idioms, and they're too good not to use

It seems that the higher up you ascend in your career, the more you grow to love a good business catchphrase, buzzword, or idiom. Working in an office will have you saying things like "let's kick this off," "let's circle back on this," and "let's not boil the ocean here" in no time.Idioms, while they can get annoying when overused (especially in the workplace), do serve a helpful purpose. They're a sort of fun shorthand, conveying a lot of meaning in a few words. While idioms act as analogies or metaphors that give more context to a situation, they also come with a lot of history: when you hear one, you remember all the times you've heard it before or even used it yourself. It instantly contextualizes what's going on and quickly helps us understand what someone may be communicating.However, run-of-the-mill workplace idioms have gotten a little stale, to the point that many of them have become meaningless cliches. We could all use some new ones, and luckily, folks on social media are chiming in with some ridiculous creations of their own.It all started when an X user named Tomie shared what would go on to become a hugely viral post: "I've started saying nonsense phrases at work like 'that's neither cheese nor cheddar' just to see my coworkers nod seriously like they understand." — (@) Tomie added in another post, "Like woah there, pause the pineapples."The post received nearly 2 million views and hundreds of comments on X. Soon, it made its way to the professional crowd on LinkedIn, where people began building on Tomie's original suggestions.Daniel Berk added a few of his own:"Let's not microwave the lasagna on this one.""We might be polishing the doorknob instead of opening the door.""This feels like we're alphabetizing water.""Let's not put racing stripes on a parked car.""That's a lot of garnish for no entrée.""We're measuring the shadow, not the object."Noah Latner chimed in with:"Let's not settle in before we buy the house.""That lollipop isn't worth the lick.""You've got to put the patty on the grill before it sizzles.""This banana's got no peel to it.""Don't juice a pickle and tell me it's matcha."Sally Thomas writes, "One of my finest achievements was in a previous company where the manager was full of buzzwords. I got him to adopt 'It depends how you fold your napkin' as a favourite saying."Jennifer Connelly suggested: "Let's sauce these nugs later!"Cameron Gibbons said, "I'm not sure where it started, but one exec at Google said 'let's double click into that' and it spread like wildfire through the org." "That banana's got no peel to it." Giphy Liora Kern cooked up a few idioms that paid homage to different languages and cultures:"Dutch version: 1. That's a lot of hagelslag on a very thin slice of bread.2. It's a three bicycles beat one car type of thing.Belgian version:1. We're agreeing on the fries because agreeing on the sauces is harder.2. We're arguing over the glass instead of the beer." "We’re arguing over the glass instead of the beer." Photo by engin akyurt on Unsplash Here are a few more from the creative minds on X:"The last nail is the rustiest one.""Two claps and the goat's up the hill""Let's toss this idea into the piranha bin.""I'm pulling the porcupine here.""This is all bags and boxes.""The proof is in the parmesan.""There's a rock behind every bush.""There's more to being a dog than sleeping under the porch."The funniest part about these made-up, nonsense idioms is that they kind of make sense.Some of the idioms brainstormed by random commenters are variations of existing catchphrases, or combinations of multiple different ones ("It's not exactly rocket surgery."). But many are complete gibberish, and yet our brains still seek out and manage to find some semblance of meaning in them.YouTube English teacher Aly says that "corporate English" is like its own language. Speaking the secret code with confidence, and pretending to understand it even when you don't, are key to success. In fact, one recent study found that more than half of employees regularly "pretend" to be working. So if you've ever felt self-conscious because you were in over your head at work or didn't know what the higher-ups were talking about, rest assured there's a good chance they were faking it, too. - YouTube www.youtube.com One commenter on Tomie's original post summed it up perfectly: "Office culture accepts nonsense when said confidently and calmly."Another added, "The only way to survive corporate America is to understand its 90% make believe."Delivering a totally made-up, nonsense business idiom with full confidence is one sure way to make people perk up and take notice of how brilliant you are.

Inspired by Asthma Attack, New Delhi Teens Recycle 2 Million Pounds of Waste Across 14 Indian Cities
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Inspired by Asthma Attack, New Delhi Teens Recycle 2 Million Pounds of Waste Across 14 Indian Cities

Youth comes with gifts: one of them is the inability to recognize when you should be intimidated. When two teenagers in New Delhi wanted to do something to improve the city’s waste collection, age and experience would have told them that they were out of their minds. Yet just a few short years later and […] The post Inspired by Asthma Attack, New Delhi Teens Recycle 2 Million Pounds of Waste Across 14 Indian Cities appeared first on Good News Network.

His Girlfriend Had Sweet Memories of Bass Pro Shops, So That's Where Her Boyfriend Proposed
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His Girlfriend Had Sweet Memories of Bass Pro Shops, So That's Where Her Boyfriend Proposed

Knowing how much Bass Pro Shops meant to her, a thoughtful boyfriend chose the place filled with her sweetest memories to ask the biggest question of all. The meaningful proposal turned a familiar spot into the start of a new chapter.

His Girlfriend Had Sweet Memories of Bass Pro Shops, So That's Where Her Boyfriend Proposed
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His Girlfriend Had Sweet Memories of Bass Pro Shops, So That's Where Her Boyfriend Proposed

Knowing how much Bass Pro Shops meant to her, a thoughtful boyfriend chose the place filled with her sweetest memories to ask the biggest question of all. The meaningful proposal turned a familiar spot into the start of a new chapter.