'I Don't Want My Skull Fractured By A Man‚' Says Bigoted Female Athlete
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'I Don't Want My Skull Fractured By A Man‚' Says Bigoted Female Athlete

SCRANTON‚ PA — Female athlete Kelly Baker was expelled from her university this week after refusing to have her skull fractured by a man‚ reports claim. During a press conference‚ she was officially rebuked as a bigot which‚ according to NCAA guidelines‚ bars her from joining a competing school.