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Study Finds Over 3 Million Accidents Per Year Caused By Driver Trying To Retrieve Chick-fil-A Waffle Fry Lost In Seat Crack
WASHINTON‚ D.C. — In a startling new study reviewed by Congress‚ it was revealed that a staggering 3 million Americans lost their lives last year fishing around in the crack of their seats while driving for lost Chick-fil-A waffle fries.