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'Wow‚ What A Great Cigar‚' Says Man About To Vomit His Guts Into A Trash Can
PALM BEACH‚ FL — According to sources‚ local man Chet Bivley is enjoying a cigar with his friends at the local cigar lounge and has just mentioned how much he loves it‚ despite the fact that he will soon be puking all his guts out into a trash can.