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Pastor Baptizes Hulk Hogan But OH NO HULK'S PULLED OFF THE REVERSAL AND BODY SLAMMED HIM INTO THE PEWS
LARGO‚ FL — In a stunning act of humility‚ retired wrestler and two-time WWE Hall of Fame inductee Hulk Hogan went forward during the altar call at Indian Rocks Baptist Church to be baptized — OH NO HULK'S PULLED OFF THE REVERSAL AND BODYSLAMMED THE PASTOR IN THE PEWS! NO ONE COULD SURVIVE THAT!