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White House Explains That Biden Smeared Suntan Lotion On His Sandwich And Spread Mayo On His Face‚ A Simple Mistake That Could Happen To Anyone Even Someone Without Dementia
WASHINGTON‚ D.C. — The White House explained today that President Biden's horrific sunburn occurred due to him spreading mayonnaise on his face instead of his ham sandwich‚ a snafu that could happen to anyone of any cognitive ability.