New Senate Anti-Murder Bill Caps Murders At 5‚000 Per Day
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New Senate Anti-Murder Bill Caps Murders At 5‚000 Per Day

WASHINGTON‚ D.C. — In a landmark compromise between Democrats and Republicans‚ the Senate is set to vote on a new anti-murder bill that will limit the allowed murders to only 5‚000 per day.