Troy Passes Border Protection Law Limiting Entrance Of Wooden Horses To 5‚000 A Day
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Troy Passes Border Protection Law Limiting Entrance Of Wooden Horses To 5‚000 A Day

TROY — After suffering from a deluge of warrior-filled wooden horses entering the city and wreaking havoc‚ death‚ and destruction‚ the ruling conservative party of Troy has boldly passed a border protection law limiting the entrance of wooden horses to only 5‚000 a day.