‘It’s Just Gonna Ask You A Quick Question‚’ Says Saint Peter Spinning Tablet Toward Man Entering Heaven
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‘It’s Just Gonna Ask You A Quick Question‚’ Says Saint Peter Spinning Tablet Toward Man Entering Heaven

PEARLY GATES — Newcomers at the Pearly Gates were shocked this week to find the heavenly check-in system has been upgraded‚ complete with tablet registers that prompt new arrivals for a tip.