Concerning: Boeing Lists Job Opening For 'Guy Who Knows How To Keep Wings On Plane'
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Concerning: Boeing Lists Job Opening For 'Guy Who Knows How To Keep Wings On Plane'

ARLINGTON‚ VA — Following the latest in a growing number of incidents involving its aircraft spontaneously falling apart in mid-flight‚ Boeing posted a concerning job opening for a position titled "Guy Who Knows How to Keep Wings on Plane."