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In 9-0 Decision‚ SCOTUS Rules That The Eagles Could Not Have Carried The Fellowship To Mount Doom
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In 9-0 Decision‚ SCOTUS Rules That The Eagles Could Not Have Carried The Fellowship To Mount Doom

WASHINGTON‚ D.C. — In a historic unanimous decision‚ the United States Supreme Court ruled once and for all that the Eagles could not have carried the Fellowship to Mount Doom‚ thereby removing the need for the deadly trek across Middle Earth to destroy the One Ring.
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