Midlife Crisis: Wife Begs Husband To Just Buy A Convertible Instead Of A Greek Trireme
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Midlife Crisis: Wife Begs Husband To Just Buy A Convertible Instead Of A Greek Trireme

DEARBORN‚ MI According to neighbors‚ local wife and mother Helena Kenti has reportedly begged her husband Peter‚ who is currently going through a midlife crisis‚ to ";please"; get rid of the Greek trireme docked in their driveway and instead buy a convertible like a normal person.