Steven Furtick Debuts New Line Of Chastity Wear
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Steven Furtick Debuts New Line Of Chastity Wear

CHARLOTTE‚ NC Based on the response to his Easter sweater‚ megachurch pastor Steven Furtick announced today that he would be releasing a line of ";Chastity Wear";‚ guaranteed to keep members of the opposite sex at a very‚ very safe distance.