Comedy Centrals The Daily Show brought out all the cringe on Thursday as temp host Michael Kosta labeled a recent Fox Business segment between Mark Simone and Larry Kudlow discussing abortion as a ridiculous embarrassment. That led him to do a sketch with Jordan Klepper where the two pretended to be stereotypical macho men who claimed to be pro-life‚ but also didnt know how babies are made or what an abortion is.Kosta wrapped up the straightforward monologue on the FBN segment by introducing the sketch‚ Now‚ a panel of men talking about abortion might seem like a ridiculous embarrassment for everyone involved‚ but I actually think it';s a great idea for our new segment‚ Men talk about abortion.";Kosta talks about abortion all the time‚ so he really means pro-life men discussing abortion. Still‚ complete with bad wigs and fake cigars‚ he asked‚ Alright‚ let';s get right to it‚ man to man. What';s your solution for abortion?Referencing remarks Simone made in the clip‚ Klepper replied‚ Okay‚ easy peasy‚ lemon squeezy. Alright‚ if a woman needs an abortion‚she should just take the bus toa state where it';s legal.After claiming that having had some testicular injury qualifies him to render such judgments‚ Kosta added that I know it';s frustrating for women‚ but we can';t allwe have rights some places and other places we don';t. For example‚ I';m not allowed to go to the Epcot food court anymore because apparently you can';t Do that to the funnel cakes. I mean‚ Double standards? Double standards?Klepper also urged women to accept their stance‚ Look‚ look‚ women are making too big a deal about all of this. Look‚ I';ve never had to walk through a line of protesters to get basic health care‚ but I have had to make eye contact with the woman at Walgreens while buying a pack of slim-fit Trojan condoms! So‚ sometimes you got to get past feeling judged‚ ladies!Kosta affirmed Klepper and wondered‚ You are brave‚ my broham and by the way‚ what about thefather';s rights?... Right!Are you a father?Klepper declared that he wasnt because I haven';t quite figured out how it works yet. I do know boobs are involved‚ though‚ you know. How about you?";Not only did Kosta report not being a father‚ he claimed to not be able to find a date‚ Yeah‚ I haven';t found the right lady. I was in a relationship for several years‚ but she turned out to be a raccoon and she tricked me out of my credit card!Starting to break character‚ Klepper relayed a similar expierence‚ Tale as old as time period‚ player‚ tale as old as time. In fact‚ my ex was three possums in a trench coat! Just‚ you knowpoint ispoint is when it comes to women';s rights‚ we get it!Wrapping it up‚ Kosta finally asked‚ What is an abortion?Klepper again pleaded ignorance‚ Not a clue.Not a clue.But‚ but‚ but‚ I think the boobs areonce again involved.The inverse of its funny because its true is its not funny because its not true‚ and this bit about pro-life men being irredeemably dumb fails because pro-life men are keenly aware of what abortion is and how babies are made.Here is a transcript for the April 11 show:Comedy Central The Daily Show4/11/202411:06 PM ETMICHAEL KOSTA: Now‚ a panel of men talkingabout abortion might seem like aridiculous embarrassment foreveryone involved‚ but Iactually think it';s a great ideafor our new segment‚ ";Men talkabout abortion.";KOSTA [IN CHARACTER]: Yeah‚ yeah‚ alright! alright‚ you know it!Yeah!Joining me now ismy main bro‚ my main man‚ youre just like me‚ arent you? Yeah.JORDAN KLEPPER [IN CHARACTER]: Yeah‚ I sure am‚ a big old man!Huh‚ just watch me open this jar!I';ll finish it later!KOSTA: No‚ you softened itup‚ you softened it up‚ big dog. Alright‚ let';s get right to it‚ man to man. What';s your solution forabortion?KLEPPER: Okay‚ easy peasy‚ lemon squeezy. AlrightKOSTA: Yeah‚ yeah‚ yeah.KLEPPER: If a woman needs an abortion‚she should just take the bus toa state where it';s legal.KOSTAL Okay.KLEPPER: Look‚ obviously I';ve never had totravel out of state for anabortion but I did accidently hit myself in the balls tryingto double knot my deck shoes.I cried so hard they helicoptered me into a hospital in the next state‚ I was fine!KOSTA: Couldnt agree more‚ chief. Couldnt agree more‚ chief. Women should just take the busride or just give birth.And look‚ I';ve never givenbirth.KLEPPER: Of course not‚ but you wouldcrush it if you did!I mean‚ you would crush it.KOSTA: I would crush it. You know I would! Hey look‚I know it';s frustrating forwomen‚ but we can';t all wehave rights some places andother places we don';t.For example‚ I';m not allowed togo to the Epcot food courtanymore because apparently youcan';t ";Do that"; to the funnelcakes.I mean‚ Double standards?Double standards?Yeah‚ yeah‚KLEPPER: Double standard!Double standard‚ Double standard. Look‚ look‚ women are making too big a dealabout all of this. Look‚ I';ve never had to walk through aline of protesters to get basichealth care‚ but I have had tomake eye contact with the womanat Walgreens while buying a packof slim-fit Trojan condoms! So‚ sometimes you got to get pastfeeling judged‚ ladies!KOSTA: Youre brave.KLEPPER: Thank you.KOSTA: You are brave‚ my broham and by the way‚ what about thefather';s rights?KLEPPER: Oh‚ the fathers have to haverights!KOSTA: Right!Are you a father?KLEPPER: I am not a father! No‚ I would like to be‚ but Ihaven';t quite figured out how itworks yet.KOSTA: Okay‚ okay.KLEPPER: I do know boobs are involved‚ though‚ you know. How about you?KOSTA: Yeah‚ I haven';t foundthe right lady.I was in a relationship forseveral years but she turned outto be a raccoon and she trickedme out of my credit card!KLEPPER: Tale as old as time period‚ player‚ tale as old as time. In fact‚ my ex was three possums in atrench coat!Just‚ you know point is point is when itcomes to women';s rights‚ we getit!Michael: We!Get!It!Alright‚ before we go‚ quick question:What is an abortion?KLEPPER: Not a clue.Not a clue.But‚ but‚ but‚ I think the boobs areonce again involved.