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Biden Retaliates Against Iran By Attaching Note To Pallet Of Cash That Says 'Please Do Not Use For Terrorism'
WASHINGTON‚ D.C. — In a swift and decisive response to the drone and missile attack on Israeli targets over the weekend‚ President Joe Biden retaliated against Iran by attaching a note to the next pallet of cash that reads &;quot;PLEASE DO NOT USE FOR TERRORISM.&;quot;