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Harrison Butker Late For Practice Again After Spending Morning Enslaving Women And Forcing Them To Wear Handmaid's Tale Uniforms
KANSAS CITY, MO — Tensions between Kansas City Chiefs kicker Harrison Butker and his teammates escalated this morning after he showed up late for practice again. Sources say he was late due to spending his entire morning enslaving women and making them all wear Handmaid's Tale uniforms.