College Grad Finds Perfect Spot On Wall To Hang First Unemployment Check
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College Grad Finds Perfect Spot On Wall To Hang First Unemployment Check

OLD WESTBURY, NY — Sources close to the Ellington household claim that Kael Ellington, a recent graduate from Columbia University who majored in Gender Studies and Post-Colonial Deconstructionist Performance Art, is currently trying to find just the right spot to hang his first framed unemployment check.