White House Says Biden’s Ability To Do His Job Not In Any Way Impeded By His Rigor Mortis
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White House Says Biden’s Ability To Do His Job Not In Any Way Impeded By His Rigor Mortis

WASHINGTON, DC — The White House has delivered an official statement reassuring Americans that Biden is not hampered from doing his job in any way whatsoever by his recent flare-up of rigor mortis.