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Man Uses Binoculars To Ensure Greeters Have Gone Inside Before Approaching Church Doors
COLUMBIA, SC — Security footage from First Methodist Church of Forest Acres revealed that church-goer Chet Watkinson used a pair of high-powered Celestron Skymaster 25X70 binoculars to make absolutely certain that the greeters had gone into the church before approaching the sanctuary last Sunday.
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