Goliath Claims He Only Lost Because He Fought David On Slightly Sloped Surface
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Goliath Claims He Only Lost Because He Fought David On Slightly Sloped Surface

VALLEY OF ELAH — Archaeological findings from the Judean Foothills have just shed new light on the story of David and Goliath, revealing that Goliath claimed to have lost merely because he happened to be fighting David on a slightly sloping hill.