Israelites Say They'll Stick With Manna After Jack In The Box Location Opens In Wilderness
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Israelites Say They'll Stick With Manna After Jack In The Box Location Opens In Wilderness

WILDERNESS OF SIN — A construction project that had initially attracted the interest of wandering Israelites left everyone disappointed after it was revealed to be the location of a brand new Jack in the Box. Now, the local Hebrews are claiming they will just stick with the manna they've been eating daily.