'We Should Get Together Sometime,' Man Tells Friend Before Ignoring Him For The Next Twenty Years
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'We Should Get Together Sometime,' Man Tells Friend Before Ignoring Him For The Next Twenty Years

EAGAN, MN — Sources close to native Minnesotan Paul Johnson are reporting that the 35-year-old told a buddy of his that "we should get together sometime" before preparing to completely forget about his existence for the next two decades.