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Delilah Regrets Asking Samson Where He Gets His Strength After He Launches Into 5-Hour Lecture On Carnivore Diet
VALLEY OF SOREK — A local Philistine sex worker named Delilah reportedly approached Samson, the judge of Israel, asking him where he gets his strength but later regretted doing so after the Israelite launched into a 5-hour lecture on the virtues of the carnivore diet.
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