'Scram, Ya Dirty Rats!' Shouts Tommy Gun-Wielding Melania Chasing Democrats Out Of Town
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'Scram, Ya Dirty Rats!' Shouts Tommy Gun-Wielding Melania Chasing Democrats Out Of Town

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The new Trump administration started off with a bang, as a Tommy gun-wielding Melania Trump was seen patrolling the streets of the nation's capital and running Democrats out of town.