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God Clarifies That 'Wherever Two Or Three Are Gathered In My Name, I Am With Them' Doesn't Apply To Episcopalians
HEAVEN — Faced with questions following the headline-making sermon delivered by a girl priest at the National Prayer Service, God clarified through a messenger that "Wherever two or three are gathered in my name, I am with them" doesn't apply to Episcopalians.