Democrats Uncover Devious Billionaire Plot To Spend Billions Buying Social Media Company To Get President Trump Elected In Order To Access The Treasury Database And Steal Grandma's $695 Social Security Check
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Democrats Uncover Devious Billionaire Plot To Spend Billions Buying Social Media Company To Get President Trump Elected In Order To Access The Treasury Database And Steal Grandma's $695 Social Security Check

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Democrats have uncovered a devious billionaire plot to spend billions buying a social media company in order to manipulate the country into electing Donald Trump to gain access to the Treasury database and steal American grandmothers' $695 social security checks.