Comedian Bert Kreischer Leaves Koe Wetzel Speechless After Telling Him He’d Be Huge In The “Bear” Community: “You’ll Double Your Record Sales”
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Comedian Bert Kreischer Leaves Koe Wetzel Speechless After Telling Him He’d Be Huge In The “Bear” Community: “You’ll Double Your Record Sales”

I bet this conversation was nowhere to be found on Koe Wetzel’s 2025 bingo card, nor any bingo cards for years to come… but hey, it’s a compliment, I guess. Koe Wetzel, HARDY, and Stephen Wilson Jr. recently appeared on Bert Kreischer’s Something’s Burning podcast. Unlike 2 Bears, 1 Cave, this podcast setup is much more casual and often features multiple guests just shooting sh*t with Bert while he cooks them a meal. Drinks are usually had… View this post on Instagram A post shared by Bert Kreischer (@bertkreischer) The episode was set up to discuss HARDY’s Jim Bob World Tour, which features Koe and Stephen as supporting acts. However, the podcast took an early turn down a street I don’t think any of these three men expected when Bert went on a tangent about the bear community among gays. The conversation went from admiring Rolex watches and how getting your first Rolex is a similar feeling to getting to see boobs for the first time. But then Bert took a hard turn with the conversation when he shared a story about how one time he got stopped by a gay man, telling him how he and his friends think that Bert is very attractive. Bert then learns that this man is a member of the “bear” gay community, which is essentially a term for a bigger, burlier man. According to Montclair State University, a bear is defined as: “Bear: 1. A gay or bisexual man who has facial/body hair and a cuddly body. 2. An umbrella term that refers to members of a subculture in the gay and bisexual male communities and is often defined as more of an attitude or sense of comfort with natural masculinity and bodies. So men that look like… Bert and Koe. Bert tells Koe: “Dude, you’d be huge in the bear community.”  All three guests look at each other, a little confused because they are unfamiliar with the term. When Bert reacts with surprise, HARDY reminds him that Koe is “all Texas,” so it’s not the craziest thing that they aren’t familiar with this term. “The bear community is you. It’s gay men that look like you. They are only attracted to men that look like you… Bears, you’ve got power bears…like I’m a power bear. You’re a power bear.”  Bert then tells Koe that he’s missing a vast community that would love his music by not promoting himself to the bear community. “Hold on, you’re going to double your record sales. I’m not screwing around, man. All it is, really honestly, we are going to break it down, and I know this doesn’t sound right or whatever. It’s just dudes, right? It’s just dudes… They like the same sh*t we like, they like to hunt, they like to f**k, they like good music. They also just like kissing dudes.”  HARDY then leans over to Koe, curious if he knows anyone in this community or the gay community in general. “I don’t know a whole lot of gay people…well, I do… not that hunt.”  Later in the episode, Bert’s bear friend calls them back, and he, of course, he immediately falls in love with Koe’s looks… but who doesn’t love Koe’s looks? Maybe Bert is one to something here, and Koe can tap into this market and, who knows, perhaps even become a celebrity poster child among the bear community. Sadly for any men lusting after Koe’s looks, he has a baby on the way and, according to HARDY, has been “playing with t*ts since he was in the sixth grade.” Koe learned a lot during this Something’s Burning episode… Check it out while you’re here… all of this unfolds in the first 15 minutes: The post Comedian Bert Kreischer Leaves Koe Wetzel Speechless After Telling Him He’d Be Huge In The “Bear” Community: “You’ll Double Your Record Sales” first appeared on Whiskey Riff.