Conservatism Saved As Muslim Sex Trafficker Brought Back To U.S.
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Conservatism Saved As Muslim Sex Trafficker Brought Back To U.S.

U.S. — Patriotic Americans coast to coast raised a collective cheer today after hearing news that conservatism itself had been saved as a Muslim sex trafficker had been safely and triumphantly brought back to the U.S.