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Teslas Updated With Self-Defense Mode Where They Transform Into Anthropomorphic Battle Robots
AUSTIN, TX — In response to increasing risks posed by violent protests and vandalism against vehicles and dealerships across the country, Tesla announced that all models would be updated with a "self-defense" mode where they transform into anthropomorphic battle robots.
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