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Marvel is Announcing the Cast of Avengers: Doomsday in the Most Annoying Way Possible
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Marvel is Announcing the Cast of Avengers: Doomsday in the Most Annoying Way Possible
It’s unmusical chairs.
By Molly Templeton
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Published on March 26, 2025
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I have been staring, intermittently, at a livestream of chairs. I have been staring at this livestream of chairs for well over an hour. This is how Marvel has chosen to reveal the cast of Avengers: Doomsday: One chair at a time, an actor’s name across the back of each one.
Positive: The Paul Rudd chair is small. Negative: It’s not small enough. It is a hobbit chair, not a tiny Ant-Man chair.Positive: Vanessa Kirby should be in everything.Negative: This should really be just one chair with Tatiana Maslany’s name on it, and she should play everyone.
What we know so far: The movie will feature Chris Hemsworth, Vanessa Kirby, Anthony Mackie, Sebastian Stan, Letitia Wright, Wyatt Russell, Tenoch Huerta Mejía, and Ebon Moss-Bachrach. I am not willing to say who they are playing as I do not trust Marvel not to pull another Doctor Doom on us, but in other movies these actors play Thor, Sue Storm, Captain America, Bucky Barnes, Shuri, John Walker, Namor, and the Thing/Ben Grimm. The livestream is still going, so there may be more.
The internet is not having this. Well, except when they’re having fun with it.
Screenshot: Bluesky
Screenshot: Bluesky
We are also having fun with it.
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In conclusion:
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This post will be updated when further chairs are announced.
UPDATE: As I finished this post, Simu Liu’s chair arrived. Presumably he is playing Shang-Chi.[end-mark]
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