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Chloé Zhao Recreated an Iconic Prop From One of Her Favorite Buffy Episodes and Gave it To Sarah Michelle Gellar
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Chloé Zhao Recreated an Iconic Prop From One of Her Favorite Buffy Episodes and Gave it To Sarah Michelle Gellar

News Buffy the Vampire Slayer Chloé Zhao Recreated an Iconic Prop From One of Her Favorite Buffy Episodes and Gave it To Sarah Michelle Gellar Zhao also shares some thoughts about her preferred Buffy love interests. By Matthew Byrd | Published on November 26, 2025 Screenshot: 20th Century Fox Comment 0 Share New Share Screenshot: 20th Century Fox The crew behind the Buffy the Vampire Slayer revival (reportedly titled Buffy the Vampire Slayer: New Sunnydale), have been doing an excellent job of keeping the show’s most important details a secret. Every now and then, though, one of the members of the revival can’t help but say a little something about the highly-anticipated series. This time around, it was showrunner Chloé Zhao who shared a small (but absolutely adorable) story from the shoot. In an interview with Lauren Veneziani that was posted to Instagram, Zhao revealed that one her favorite Buffy episodes is Season 3’s “The Prom.” It’s the episode that ends with Jonathan giving a passionate speech in which he becomes one of the few Sunnydale High students to acknowledge and appreciate what Buffy does for everyone on a regular basis. Buffy then receives the “Class Protector” award: a kind of parasol affixed to a golden base. The award has come to symbolize one of the sweetest and most powerful moments in the series. Yet, Zhao says she learned that Sarah Michelle Gellar never kept the Class Protector award prop from that episode. So, she hatched a plan. “On the day of the wrap, we made a replica of that [award] and then I memorized the speech,” Zhao says. “So, I went up there to say, ‘Some of us didn’t know you,’ you know there’s that speech… I did the whole thing. And then we presented her with the [Class Protector award]. It was amazing. Some of the crew members were like, ‘What’s happening?’ But the ones that know the speech… I had such a good time doing that.” There is sadly no media of the recreated prop available at the moment, though we’ll hopefully get a peek of that soon now that Zhao has shared the story. And while that prop will (likely) not make an appearance in the revival, it’s always fascinating to hear Zhao reminisce about Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Those memories not only solidify her super fan status but offer a window into her thoughts about the series that perhaps reveal little things about what we can expect from the show. So far as that goes, Zhao also took he time to talk about her favorite Buffy love interests and give a little respect to one of the slayer’s more “boring” beaus. “In my 40s, I appreciate Riley more,” Zhao says of the one that got away (in a military helicopter). “When I was younger I thought he was kind of boring and I preferred Spike. Now, I’m like ‘maybe a little less Spike and a little more Riley.’” But don’t worry fans and friends. Zhao admits that Buffy and Angel had the best chemistry despite him being a “runner.” [end-mark] The post Chloé Zhao Recreated an Iconic Prop From One of Her Favorite <i>Buffy</i> Episodes and Gave it To Sarah Michelle Gellar appeared first on Reactor.

What to Watch This Weekend: 3000 Mystery Science Theaters? In this Economy?
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What to Watch This Weekend: 3000 Mystery Science Theaters? In this Economy?

News What to Watch What to Watch This Weekend: 3000 Mystery Science Theaters? In this Economy? Plus: Stranger Things and the best movie about food ever made. By Matthew Byrd | Published on November 26, 2025 Photo: Mystery Science Theater 3000 Comment 0 Share New Share Photo: Mystery Science Theater 3000 Let’s be honest: Thanksgiving needs a little something special it currently lacks. Even in the typical Thanksgiving scenario where you’ve got friends, family, and food, the occasion is just missing that little something that gives Christmas, Halloween, and some of the other major seasonal players their powerful punch. Maybe this should be the year we all try to put some wild, personal spins on the whole thing in order to find what sticks. Or, even better, how about we forget the whole thing, do as little as possible, and enjoy a surprisingly bountiful offering of movies, TV shows, and other distractions? Since Molly is out this week and I never learned how to read, here are a few things to watch this weekend as you kick back, hopefully eat a lot of great food, and do your best to avoid seasonal storms both literal and familial. As always, do find time to reach out to your reps if you can. It’s Turkey Day, So It Must Be Time For the Mystery Science Theater 3000 Marathon Ever since Comedy Central aired a Mystery Science Theater 3000 marathon on Thanksgiving Day 1991 to celebrate the series’ third anniversary, everyone’s favorite show featuring robots riffing on unspeakably awful movies has become an unlikely holiday tradition. You won’t make many friends turning on MST3K on Thanksgiving and then turning the volume up whenever anyone asks you to turn the volume down, but you will make the right friends. This year, the Mystery Science Theater Turkey Day Marathon will run from November 27-30 (Thursday through Sunday). You can catch the marathon on a variety of accessible and free channels (including Twitch, YouTube, and Pluto TV), all of which are listed right here alongside the full schedule. As usual, the marathon will feature a curated collection of episodes as well as some special buffer segments featuring cast members and celebrity friends of the show. The big news is that the 2025 Turkey Day marathon will also include episodes from seasons 11 and 12 of the show (aka the Netflix years of the show). Funnily enough, we’ve recently taken time out of our busy schedules (just kidding, we’re all sleepy) to talk about some of our favorite MST3K episodes. Many of them will be shown at some point during this marathon, though I personally recommend finding the time to check out some of those Season 11 and 12 episodes. Not only are they a welcome addition to the usual marathon lineup, but the Netflix MST3K crew really did a fantastic, often underappreciated job of living up to the show’s standards while bringing the series into the modern age. That said, the best MST3K episode, “The Final Sacrifice,” is playing Sunday at 9 am EST. So make a note of that. Stranger Things Season 5 (Slowly) Brings the Sci-Fi Series to an End While Stranger Things Season 5 isn’t technically the end of the beloved show (the animated spin-off Tales From ‘85 is still on the schedule for 2026, and Netflix will almost certainly explore other ways to continue the series), it is certainly the end of an era. This is the end of the “main” series, that premiered in 2016 and became one of Netflix’s biggest and most surprising hits. And whether you are emotionally invested in the show’s characters, stories, and mythology, or you simply want to be part of the biggest streaming event of the year, you’re probably going to be watching the final episodes of Stranger Things at some point during the long weekend. Just keep in mind that the final season of Stranger Things only begins this weekend. Episodes 1-4 will be released on November 26th, while episodes 5-7 are coming to Netflix on December 25. The Stranger Things Season 5 finale, meanwhile, doesn’t drop until December 31, and will be available to watch on both Netflix and in select theaters as part of a special event. Oh, and most of the episodes this season will be longer than usual with the finale reportedly being an almost two-hour event. You can say it’s a bit much, but your cries will likely not pierce that swimming pool of cash. Put Your Knives Away, and Go See Wake Up Dead Man In Theaters If You Can Netflix giveth and Netflix taketh away, we suppose. While Stranger Things is getting one of the biggest red carpets the streaming service has ever rolled out, Wake Up Dead Man (the third entry in Rian Johnson’s Knives Out movie series) is getting what appears to be a paltry theatrical release this weekend. It’s not clear how many theaters the movie is actually playing in this weekend, but the distribution could certainly be described as limited. Rian Johnson isn’t thrilled with the situation, and I’m not either. Still, at least some of you will be able to watch Wake Up Dead Man in theaters this weekend. The reviews of the third Knives Out film suggest it’s another brilliant entry in a series that has the remarkable ability to give you that comfort food feeling while constantly reinventing itself. And while Wake Up Dead Man will premiere on Netflix on December 12, do catch it on the big screen if you can. That’s the way Rian Johnson prefers it, and that man has been through enough drama. Bob’s Burgers Has The Best Thanksgiving Episodes Yes, there are many classic TV shows with annual (or semi-regular) Thanksgiving episodes. It’s not my place to tell you which classic episodes you should have in your holiday rotation (lots of people like Friends, I’m told), but there really is nothing like the Bob’s Burgers Thanksgiving episodes. Bob’s Burgers is one of the last great shows to regularly offer holiday-themed episodes. And while the animated series’ Halloween adventures are a consistent delight, the show’s incredible writers really do save their best stuff for Thanksgiving. From Linda’s Thanksgiving song (which really should be the holiday’s official theme) to Bob’s increasingly desperate attempts to make the perfect turkey, these episodes capture the feel of Thanksgiving while weaving a kind of mythology of their own. Pressed for time? Season 3’s “An Indecent Thanksgiving Proposal” may be the best of the bunch. Blood Rage Deserves to Be Part of the Thanksgiving Movie Canon It’s not entirely fair to say there are no great Thanksgiving movies, but Thanksgiving certainly struggles to compete with Christmas, Halloween, and… ok, pretty much every major holiday on that front. So if the prospect of watching Planes, Trains, and Automobiles or A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving just doesn’t quite inspire enough joy, may this humble vessel suggest Blood Rage? Blood Rage (also known as Nightmare at Shadow Woods and Slasher) is a slasher movie that was shot in 1983 on a shoestring budget and didn’t receive a (limited) theatrical release until 1987. Despite everything you may be picturing as you process that information, the movie is really quite magical in its own… special way. It’s the story of a family torn apart (quite literally, as it happens) after one brother is sent away for a murder the other committed. It is also the rare Thanksgiving horror movie (or Thanksgiving movie, for that matter) that makes liberal use of the holiday’s staples, if only because it uses the line “That’s not cranberry sauce” more times than strictly necessary. Those of us whose “so bad, it’s good” plates are never quite filled by the MST3K marathon will find a lot to love in this movie’s inexplicable twists, alien editing/pacing, and a performance from the great Louise Lasser that should still be earning her Oscar nominations to this day. Big Night Remains The Best Movie About Food Ever Made I love shining a light on underrated movies as much as the next person of the internet, though the truth is that few films really deserve that title in the age of constant cultural reclamation. Yet, nearly 30 years after its release, not nearly enough words have been written about Big Night: the best movie about food ever made. Big Night follows two brothers who run a small Italian restaurant. Secondo, the restaurant manager, is frustrated watching the chef, his brother Primo, chase perfection as the gaudy Italian restaurant next door (spiritually an Olive Garden with more flair) takes all their business. The two brothers try to try to pull it together just long enough to throw a massive dinner party that they hope will save the restaurant and their relationships. Big Night is about making art in the age of capitalism and the battle to retain ourselves and the people who mean most to us despite the crushing weight of it all. Mostly, though, it is a very funny movie that features some of the best-looking food ever put on film. The final meal alone is the kind of testament to the power of family and food that you’re looking for when you’re trying to make sense of the holiday season. [end-mark] The post What to Watch This Weekend: 3000 Mystery Science Theaters? In this Economy? appeared first on Reactor.

A Few of Reactor’s Favorite MST3K Experiences
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Movies & TV MST3K A Few of Reactor’s Favorite MST3K Experiences The best way to celebrate Turkey Day. By Leah Schnelbach | Published on November 26, 2025 Comment 0 Share New Share Here at Reactor, many of us were at least partially raised by Mystery Science Theater 3000. Several of us comfort-watch the classics to fall asleep, we’ve gone to live MST3K events (together and separately), and most of us still queue up at least an episode or two around Thanksgiving, to honor the Turkey Day Marathons of years past. In light of this Turkey Day tradition, we wanted to share some of Reactor’s favorite episodes. Since every host has their charm, we arranged our list by era to celebrate Joel, Mike, and Jonah… and then threw in some miscellaneous sketches and host segments at the end—some of them are just too good to leave out. Joel! Wild Rebels “Anybody moves, I get high.” This might be why Crow is my favorite. —Emmet Asher-Perrin [Full episode available here] Warrior of The Lost World Of all the things for Mad Max to bring about, this might be the most baffling, which is saying a lot, really. —Emmet Asher-Perrin [Full episode available here] Mitchell It feels a bit cruel to call Joel’s last MST3K episode his best episode, but that’s exactly what Mitchell is. Much of the charm of this one actually comes from the host segments, which largely focus on the bots trying to save Joel from being killed by the Mads (or so they think). It’s a strangely effective bit of serial storytelling and a perfect send-off for Joel.  Still, the star of the show is the movie itself. The only thing better than watching a perhaps less-than-sober Joe Don Baker bumble his way through an ambling mystery thriller is watching him do it to the sounds of the greatest original song in movie history. “My, my, my, my Mitchell” indeed. —Matthew Bird [Full episode available here] I Accuse My Parents I Accuse My Parents lives a stone’s throw away from the original version of Reefer Madness. It follows a youngster who falls in with a bad crowd only to (spoiler alert!) accuse his parents of not raising him properly. The only thing better than watching the whitest kids you know break bad is watching Joel and the bots feign indignation at the slightest moral scruples (“Man, everybody lies in this movie.”). —Matthew Bird Catalina Caper As a rule, I tend not to enjoy those ‘60s beach hippie hangout movies as either standalone experiences or MST3K fodder. However, Catalina Caper has a few things going for it that just work. The elaborate Little Richard music video sequence is a bizarre hoot, there’s enough of a heist storyline to keep things moving forward, and the generally lackadaisical nature of the pacing fits the dry humor of the Joel era of the show surprisingly well. —Matthew Bird [Full episode available here] The Magic Voyage of Sinbad Since it’s impossible to pick just three all-time favorite episodes, I’ve decided to start with the Joel episode I’ve probably seen the most over the years, The Magic Voyage Sinbad. I’d taped this off TV, along with a bunch of other comedy stuff (Kids in the Hall sketches, random stand-up, etc.), and my friends and I had it on heavy rotation all through high school and college—MST tapes are the main reason I kept a VCR around long after everyone had switched to DVDs. I also genuinely love this episode—I have a real soft spot for all the weird Russo-Finnish fantasy eps (shoutout to The Day the Earth Froze, another Joel favorite), and the riffs include a ton of great song/music references, some solid callbacks, and bits involving Mel Brooks and Monty Python quotes, Ed Grimley, and (of course) Sinbad the comedian. The “Rat Pack Chess Set vs. Chin-derwear” Invention Exchange cracks me up every time. But more than anything, this episode was a major comfort watch for me as I grew up, moved away to college and set out on my own—I can quote it endlessly, and I can’t imagine I’ll ever get tired of it. —Bridget McGovern Eegah Eegah was made in 1962, and was meant, I think, to launch the career of would-be teenybopper singer Arch Hal, Jr. Arch Hall, Sr. is the auteur behind the film, which features Arch Jr. adopting/kinda falling in love with a newly-discovered caveman played by Richard Kiel. I love the interplay between the ridiculousness of the film, and Joel and the ‘Bots’ depth of early-1960s, pre-Beatles pop culture references. It also includes this perfect host segment, which is a genuine underpinning to my own personal theology. —Leah Schnelbach [Full episode available here] Operation “Double” 007 I’ve written before about how this was my first full episode of MST3K, but I’m not only including it for nostalgia’s sakeI think Operation Double 007 (or, perhaps, Operation Kid Brother) really is a great highlight of the Joel Years. The film itself is so weird, slapdash, and ill-conceived, the riffs are so fun, Joel and the ‘Bots’ frustration with the movie’s silliness (Neil Connery’s super spy power is READING LIPS) is so deserved, that the whole thing reaches the kind of joyful exasperation that became the hallmark of the Joel Era. —Leah Schnelbach Mike! The Brain That Wouldn’t Die We use “help, I’m in another dimension!” and also “wait… there’s booze in this dimension” in this house regularly. —Emmet Asher-Perrin [Full episode available here] Overdrawn at the Memory Bank It’s Raul Julia. It’s dystopian future. It uses Casablanca as a means to throw a wrench in a broken society. Honestly, it’s great to watch on its own, but the having commentary helps on a first watch, and lets it occupy a different space in the MST3K canon; movies that kinda almost work. —Emmet Asher-Perrin [Full episode available here] The Final Sacrifice It’s maybe a cliché to list this one, but my main reason for bringing it up is the soundtrack co-chanting. It was a big deal to my child brain to realize I wasn’t the only person who did that. Also, Servo’s breakdown during the Canada song. —Emmet Asher-Perrin [Full episode available here] Hobgoblins This may be one of the rare MST3K episodes to riff on a bad ‘80s horror movie, but that makes it all the more of a “dream” episode than it already is. Yes, the cocaine and optimism-fuelled world of direct-to-video low-budget ‘80s horror is a treasure trove for bad movie lovers, but Hobgoblins is an especially awful example of that time and genre. It’s one of the absolute worst MST3K movies that still manages to be watchable enough, despite the hosts’ hilarious attempts to do everything in their power to escape having to finish it. —Matthew Bird [Full episode available here] Space Mutiny I don’t have a mantra in the traditional sense, though I often find myself ritually repeating the names “Slab Bulkhead, Punt Speedchunk, Bolt Vanderhuge, Smash Lampjaw, and Blast Hardcheese.” A sign of my growing insanity? Undoubtedly, but also a tribute to the greatest MST3K bit ever, in which Mike and the bots come up with increasingly absurd nicknames for the slab of beef that is Space Mutiny’s protagonist. That bit defines this episode and, arguably, the show, but the rest of this experience is a gem. —Matthew Bird [Full episode available here] Werewolf Werewolf’s generic title makes it easy to overlook if you’re looking for an MST3K episode to watch tonight. Allow me to assure you that absolutely nothing else about this movie or episode is generic, though. Described by MST3K member Kevin Murphy as a “gift from God,” this movie’s accents, special effects, plot, and characters are all wildly inconsistent in ways that will leave you questioning your sanity. As a bonus, it also features one of the greatest MST3K song interludes: Where, Oh Werewolf. —Matthew Bird [Full episode available here] Jack Frost My brain always puts Jack Frost on the same mental shelf as The Magic Voyage of Sinbad—it’s very Russian, and a bit trippier, and it’s just an all-timer for me. My college friend Rich had it on tape and it immediately became a dorm room staple that I still go back to every few years. You’ve got riffs referencing Tom Bombadil, Pippi Longstocking, the Ozark Mountain Daredevils, Ernest Borgnine, Waylon and Willie, Monty Python, and Ace of Bass, and as great as Mike and the bots are at making fun of it, it’s also the kind of movie that meets them halfway—it’s ridiculous in a thoroughly entertaining way. There are at least two lines that my friends and siblings still quote at random (one involves Servo’s impression of Janet Jackson, and the other is Mike’s deadpan “Robert Mapplethorpe’s Strega Nona,” which pops directly into my head any time Baba Yaga comes up in any context whatsoever. Honestly, it happens more than you might think). —Bridget McGovern San Francisco International Everything about this movie makes me happy. As Tom points out, “even the sky is brown in this movie”. Tab Hunter, disguised as a priest, takes a woman hostage at gunpoint, and Crow’s acidic response is “You know the church will just transfer this guy to another parish”! Everyone drinks scotch for lunch—at their job coralling airplanes with people on them! A boy hijacks a plane because his parents are getting a divorce, and his felony saves their marriage! San Francisco International makes me long for the glory days of made-for-TV-movies, and the days when there was a new episode of MST3K available every week. —Leah Schnelbach Riding with Death I would be remiss, as we go into Thanksgiving Weekend, to exclude a film that features its protagonist calling the villains “turkeys” on multiple occasions, an insult so Orange Plaid 1970s that Mike and the ‘Bots immediately pick it up and throw the word “turkey” around at every opportunity. But really this one lands on my list because, I love a stitched-t0gether slab of 1970s television as much as a fully-armed and operational 1970s television movie/pilot attempt. All of the commentary on Ben Murphy’s mellowness is gold, the fact that his character, Sam Casey, is a government agent who can turn invisible is perfectly unhinged, the horrifying trucker lingo sings, the second half of the film is about stock car racing, and in the first half, the ‘Bots keep up a running gag about the villain needing to attend to his patent papers that reaches beautiful heights of absurdity. —Leah Schnelbach [Full episode available here] Jonah! Cry Wilderness To steal a quote from Reddit user gf120581, Cry Wilderness feels like a “sequel to a movie that was never made.” It picks up with a boy named Paul telling us about his long-time friendship with Bigfoot (of Bigfoot fame), and it just gets stranger from there. Seriously, the only thing less human than Bigfoot in this movie (who, it must be said, loves Coca-Cola and shouting “Paul!” in the most inexplicable way) are the performances of the other actors. Granted, I don’t know if my performance would fare better in a movie mostly made up of nature documentary B-roll, raccoon refrigerator raids, and a weirdly disparaging inspirational end credits song, but still. —Matthew Bird  The Christmas That Almost Wasn’t Credit: Netflix I find it easy to fall in love with movies about Santa battling his landlord over the rent of the North Pole. Nothing gets to the heart of the holiday spirit like fretting over money. But from its genuinely catchy opening song to its wavering attempts to offer a Christmas Carol-esque subplot, there is a genuine sense of Christmas spirit running through this episode that makes it an essential addition to your holiday watchlist. —Matthew Bird The Land That Time Forgot Many of the Netflix-era MST3K episodes are underrated, but The Land That Time Forgot has long been a personal favorite. The movie itself presents the shockingly watchable story of British and German soldiers who find themselves transported to a prehistoric land following a series of conflicts, mutinies, and general shenanigans. The film is technically better made than most MST3K fodder, but its genuine attempts to offer a Stan Winston-lite adventure make it that much easier to mock as the whole thing slowly falls apart. —Matthew Bird Wizards of the Lost Kingdom II Since I know the obvious standouts Avalanche and Cry Wilderness are going to be covered, I decided to go with yet another goofy fantasy film (though I know this one is a little bit divisive). The 1989 sword-and-sorcery sequel Wizards of the Lost Kingdom II has almost no connection to the previous film (also covered in this season of the show), and it’s almost unbearably cheesy, but Jonah and the bots seem to be having a genuinely great time making fun of the campy villains, whiny teen hero, and the general kookiness of the plot and dialogue, and it’s just a really fun watch that reminds me of the best of classic MST. They start off strong with a few goofy references (Shel Silverstein! Bruce Vilanch!) and by the time they’re doing their “Emo Philips leaves home” bit I’m fully along for the ride—there also some great shout-outs to DEVO, Sparks, Brian Doyle-Murray as Susan Sontag, and a “bringing Skeksi back” joke that shouldn’t work, but it does (for me, at least…) —Bridget McGovern Avalanche! I have a soft spot for 1970’s disaster movies. Be they fires, floods, swarms of killer bees, or the wrath of Poseidon, I think the anarchist in me enjoys seeing powerful establishment types—cops, firefighters, pilots, um, ski resort owners—reckon with the uncaring power of NATURE. Because of this, out of all the episodes of the Jonah era, and even with Mac & Me in play, my favorite has to be Avalanche. Rock Hudson brings terrifying, erratic mood swings to the swingin’ 70s, Mia Farrow refuses to allow any expression of any kind to cross her face, and avalanche itself comes as something of a relief after being asked to care about this motley collection of skiers, figure skaters, and photographers who moonlight as experts on building codes. Jonah and the ‘Bots are absolutely merciless as they mock the ski resort and all the vapid rich bastards therein. But above all of this is the fact that someone survives the avalanche, only for their ambulance to go sailing off a cliff on the way to the hospital. This, friends, is why I watch cheesy movies. —Leah Schnelbach Merlin’s Shop of Miscellaneous Sketches Sometimes the movie is a little boring or the episode isn’t perfect, but there’s a sketch that lights with the heat of pure comedic genius. Sometimes there’s a particular line that sticks in your head for decades, and try as you might you CANNOT get the sucker out. We’re including some assorted stuff here because we love it, no MST3K list will ever be long enough, and, most of all: no one can stop us. We nearly included the black-and-white queasy terror that is Devil Doll in the main list, in part because of this amazing sketch. That time Crow dedicated a whole-ass host segment to a play about Peter Graves attending the University of Minnesota. A reminder that Mikey can’t have any matches.  The one where Crow is a Screaming Skull. One of the many benefits of MST3K is that you’ll learn a lot about the pop culture of the past! For instance, here’s Tom Servo singing about the ’70s. And here’s the greatest joke anyone’s ever told about Ingmar Bergman. And an info dump about the monsters of the world, in rap format. Perhaps you’d like a far-too-serious debate on the merits of stuffing versus potatoes? And finally, whatever your personal holiday proclivities, we here at Reactor believe that everyone deserves to have a Patrick Swayze Christmas this year! And now we turn it over to you, sirs, madams, enbys, mad scientists, and assorted robots—what are your favorite episodes and moments aboard the Satellite of Love?[end-mark] The post A Few of Reactor’s Favorite MST3K Experiences appeared first on Reactor.

Squamous Puzzles: Lucy Snyder’s Sister, Maiden, Monster (Part 7)
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Squamous Puzzles: Lucy Snyder’s Sister, Maiden, Monster (Part 7)

Books Reading the Weird Squamous Puzzles: Lucy Snyder’s Sister, Maiden, Monster (Part 7) The gods are apparently pleased with Savannah’s murderous new lifestyle… By Ruthanna Emrys, Anne M. Pillsworth | Published on November 26, 2025 Comment 0 Share New Share Welcome back to Reading the Weird, in which we get girl cooties all over weird fiction, cosmic horror, and Lovecraftiana—from its historical roots through its most recent branches. This week, we cover Chapters 18-20 of Lucy Snyder’s Sister, Maiden, Monster. The book was first published in 2023. Spoilers ahead! Content warnings for sexualized murder, cannibalism, emesis, and extended descriptions of bodily fluids. Though Savannah has purged her stomach of Tesfaye’s brains, Tesfaye’s memories are now disorientingly mixed with her own. She’s not sure she knows herself anymore. After wrapping the nurse’s mutilated body in a satin comforter, Savannah deposits her soiled clothes in a trash bag, showers, then selects some of Tesfaye’s clothing to wear. The borrowed items fit well, even the sneakers. Back in the slaughterhouse of a living room, she considers the Herculean task of cleaning up, but she’s too tired to bother. Besides, the cops are “about to be too busy to work this case in a timely fashion. If ever.” Sipping Tesfaye’s Jamaican coffee, Savannah restarts the Dr. Kaz Chats episode that her victim was watching. A “nerdy woman in a black T-shirt” is explaining the recent uptick in false negative PVG tests. The tests aren’t defective. The problem’s the hugeness of the virus’s genome. Its genes resemble no known cell lineages. Scientists don’t know what most of them do. Maybe pandoraviruses are “a missing link between viruses and bacteria.” Most disturbing is how PVG can alter its surface antigens to get into a host cell; once inside, it can alter its surface antigens again so as to mimic an organelle, like a mitochondrion. Without viral antigens in the host’s body fluids, even PCR tests come back negative. Kaz’s guest thinks the government’s withholding this information because the remaining way to detect infection is via spinal tap. People already averse to vaccinations are bound to “freak out” at something so painful, dangerous, and expensive. A “political hot potato for sure,” Kaz agrees. Black T-shirt’s explanation covers part of Savannah’s situation. She knows only what she’s witnessed and what the gods show her: that misery and chaos are means to the gods’ ends, but not what their ends are. “Curiosity itches in [her] like a yeast infection.” She exits without fussing over DNA evidence. Cops, from her professional experience, aren’t “deep thinkers.” And if a cop did knock on her door, it could be fun to try getting out of trouble despite all red flags, like Jeffrey Dahmer did. She’s certainly not going to “stop herself like Tesfaye’s ghost suggested. She needs to find out what happens next. * * * Murdered priest Michael, now archangelic, appears a week later to tell Savannah she’s been a “very good bad girl.” The gods are pleased and have for her a “cryptic little homework assignment” concerning the “future-precious She.” Stopping to purchase a gold crucifix and stock up on cash, Savannah drives southwest to a “flyspeck town” consisting of a rundown motel, a truck stop, a roadhouse, a dingy Baptist church and cemetery, and an abandoned Dairy Queen. She checks into the motel, puts on her crucifix, and heads into the Patriot Tavern, where the decor’s a “mix of neon beer signs, Second Amendment fan art, and Cracker Barrel wall kitsch.” Two “old white men” in biker vests and saggy jeans sit at the bar talking to the bartender, whose burn-scarred hand, arm and face suggest “an accident making home-made napalm.” “Scrubs” to a man. Savannah’s target is a woman around thirty, bespectacled and primly dressed, drinking coffee. She’s also a scrub, but her “bright-edged aura” tells Savannah that she might have become more under better circumstances. She wears an expensive diamond wedding ring. Savannah figures it for one of the goodies an “abusive, possessive” dick used to lure her into marriage. This woman “stinks of existential tar.” Savannah invites herself over by feigning interest in the woman’s reading. She claims to work for an organization that helps women get out of bad relationships. This sparks the woman, Lee’s, interest. She confides that her husband doesn’t approve of caffeine or fiction, so Patriot Tavern’s her refuge. Kids? Yes, Lee nods wearily. She then agrees to go to “Vanna’s” motel room for a more private conversation. There Savannah gets Lee tipsy and seduces her into bed for what Savannah intends to be the “best afternoon” of Lee’s life. Despite having six kids, Lee acts like a virgin to sexual bliss; Savannah’s efforts leave her exhausted and murmuring she thinks she’s in love. That declaration costs Savannah a pang. Lee deserves more than she’s gotten from life. Nevertheless, once the woman’s asleep, Savannah pulls a machete from her bag and decapitates her. As is now her norm, murder triggers a near-knockout orgasm. Recovered, she hacks open Lee’s skull and devours her brains. With them, she ingests Lee’s memory of their tryst, but “untainted by her death.” Whenever she wants, Savannah can relive their “perfect erotic moments.” Much more important: She has gleaned the name, phone number, and address of “the future-precious She.” Once Savannah has done the rest of her “homework,” she’ll know the She better than the She may know herself. Savannah can’t wait to get her hands on her. What’s Cyclopean: “Curiosity itches in me like a yeast infection” may be the most vivid comparison I’ve read all year. Gah. The Degenerate Dutch: Lee’s hiding out from her abusive fundie husband, in a bar that calls masks “face-diapers” and is full of smokers and “Second Amendment fan art.” What a hell of a choice the world has given her. Weirdbuilding: What did cause that “massive die-off that humanity suffered seventy thousand years ago”? Is this, perhaps, not the first time we’ve been “harvested”? Libronomicon: Lee’s last book is an Amish romance paperback. Her husband doesn’t approve of reading fiction at all, and definitely wouldn’t approve of this one. Anne’s Commentary I thought last week’s story, Caitlin Kiernan’s “Our Lady of Arsia Mons”, would hold the record for most time-eating rabbit holes for a while, but no. While the latest installment of Sister, Maiden, Monster had fewer rabbit holes, each suctioned me deeper and longer into the howling internet wilderness. I thank Dr. Kaz’s guest, Black T-Shirt, for my first supertextual excursion. She had to discuss pandoraviruses, which already led me astray in an earlier chapter of Snyder’s novel. Tolkien assures us that not all those who wander are lost; of course, that means some of us do tend to hare after references until late into the night when we at last ask ourselves, “Selves, what were we looking for anyway?” Oh, right. Black T-Shirt says that the genes of the PVG pandoravirus “don’t resemble any known cell lineages.” A cell lineage is its developmental history from its parent cell to its final form. I’m not sure how that relates to the uniqueness of the PVG genome; maybe Black T-Shirt means lineage as in phylogeny, which concerns the evolutionary history and relationships among species. In a phylogenetic sense, she seems to be saying PVG isn’t related to any known Earth organism. I remembered from my previous dive into the pandoravirus rabbit hole that its discoverers, Jean-Michel Claverie, Chantal Abergel, and colleagues, had suggested pandoraviruses were of extraterrestrial origin. Actually, in their July 19, 2013 SCIENCE article, the researchers make no such claim. Some media reports following their announcement jumped on the possibility of alien bugs, including National Geographic’s remark that “Perhaps most striking, 93 percent of pandoraviruses’ 2,500 genes cannot be traced back to any known lineage in nature. In other words, they are completely alien to us.” Ancient Origins headlines its report: “New Giant Virus Found on Earth May Have Ancient Extraterrestrial Orign [sic].” In Geoff Brumfiel’s July 18, 2013 NPR report, it’s suggested that “life could have even come from another planet, like Mars.” About which, Claverie said, “At this point we cannot actually disprove or disregard this type of extreme scenario,” but he adds, “We believe that those new Pandoraviruses have emerged from a new ancestral cellular type that no longer exists.” As to how cells could have turned to viruses, Abergel says that the evolutionary process could have been the ancestral cell’s strategy for surviving as more competitive cells emerged: “On Earth it was winners and it was losers, and the losers could have escaped death by going through parasitism and then infect the winner.” The extinct cellular type feeds a controversial theory that there could have been a fourth domain of terrestrial life in addition to the recognized Archaea, Bacteria and Eukaryota. Eugene V. Koonin disagrees. He believes that “These viruses, unusual as they might be, are still related to other smaller viruses.” In a October 23, 2013 report, he and fellow author Natalya Yutin present evidence that “Pandoraviruses are highly derived phycodnaviruses,” and that “giant viruses have independently evolved from smaller NCLDV [nucleocytoplasmic large DNA viruses) on at least two occasions.” Black T-Shirt contends that the PVG pandoravirus can not only rearrange its surface antigens to get around immune responses, it can once inside a cell rearrange itself to look like a cell organelle. “Ohhh, that’s tricky!” is Dr. Kaz’s response. Right she is—never underestimate the trickiness of PVG. Whether it belongs to a family of giant viruses evolved from an extinct fourth cellular domain or whether it evolved from smaller viruses, the Great Big Truth is that all terrestrial life was created by alien settlers like the star-headed and leather-winged Elder Ones who settled on future Antarctica. We could think of their most infamous creation, the shoggoth, as a REALLY giant virus with REALLY variable “surface antigens.” The Elder Ones are also known as Elder Things and Old Ones. The REALLY variable nomenclature of Mythosian creatures and deities was the second rabbit hole I fell into this week when I finally, fearfully, tackled just who Snyder means by the “old gods.” In the raging vortex that is Mythos commentary, many beings are sometimes called Old Gods: the Great Old Ones like Cthulhu, Hastur and Ithaqua and the Elder Gods of the expanded (Derlethian) Mythos, including the relatively benevolent deities opposed to the Outer Gods. Speaking of the Outer Gods (though one should not), they’re my pick for Snyder’s old gods. Azathoth, Yog-Sothoth, Shub-Niggurath and their messenger-soul Nyarlathotep are strongly associated with having their “thrones in the dark spaces between the stars” and being “masters of the voids of the cosmos,” which is how both Erin and Savannah perceive them. At this point, Erin has metamorphosed into a winged monster and flown off to join other monster-minions in caves beyond the city. Savannah retains her human form, the better to walk among other humans as a “slayer of men.” She’s also tasked with gathering information for the old gods, with “angel” Michael as their spokesghost and bearer of commands. What’s eating me (though I probably shouldn’t use the expression around the characters in this story): If the old gods want Savannah to act as personal medic to their Chosen She, couldn’t they just transfer the requisite knowledge from their Archives? Must she be sent on her own to crudely gobble medical procedures out of her neighbor’s skull? Must she glean the name, address and phone number of the Chosen She from her sister’s machete-exposed gray matter? Don’t the old gods know how to use people-search apps? Of course they do. But their intention is obviously to let Savannah prove herself her own bloody way while at the same time earning the violence-triggered jollies that addict her to their service. I simply wish that instead of letting pass her fleeting gleams of compassion for the victim-discoverers, first responders and cleaning crews, Savannah would pick up after herself a little. She’s probably right that the world’s surging chaos means she doesn’t have to be neat. But, girl! Enough with the grossness already. Ruthanna’s Commentary So much of horror is about female rage. King’s early work, in particular, tends toward “What if girls had the power to make their rage dangerous?” Lovecraft tended toward “What if the people we’re oppressing had dangerous powers behind them?” When those on the other end of the pointy stick read this stuff, we might either throw it against the wall, or get power fantasies. Why not, we’ve earned them. But power corrupts. And power provided by outside forces may be just another mask on exploitation. Or a way to manipulate us, using the worst handles of our own privilege. Savannah is… failing to learn this lesson. Her well-earned fury—at abuse, patriarchy, Puritan prudery—is entirely justified. And yet, somehow, she keeps killing other victims of the same things that infuriate her. Like her father before her, she prefers weak, convenient targets. And the elder gods are perfectly happy to aim her at those targets, when it suits their purposes. Empowerment is offered only as pure nihilism. The end of the world is coming, and imagining resistance, or rebuilding something better, doesn’t seem to be on the table. Nor has it occurred to her to try, at however long odds, to put it there. At the story level, then, there’s a double-layer of fury. There are all the current abuses of power, the oppression and exploitation and picking easy targets – and then there’s the way that some people, when given a taste of power, are perfectly happy to find more easy targets to oppress themselves. Why not, we’ve earned it.  Underlining this vicious circle, the shift from Part II to Part III jumps directly from Lee’s murder to the revelation of the information for which she was killed and brain-sucked: how to find her beloved, estranged sister. Mar pushed Leila/Lee away, as a child, afraid that her imagined ghostly twin might take vengeance on her living loved one. And then never confessed, embarrassed by her childhood logic. So Leila found comfort with a love-bombing, fundamentalist older man—though it wasn’t comforting for long. And Savannah—who could, frankly, have helped her get away, and maybe asked about her sister—instead gives her great nookie and then cuts off her head. (And sets aside the memory of the nookie for her own later reassurance.) The elder gods know how to find Lee in a specific anti-masker bar, but not how to find Mar without the intervening murder that would break her heart? I call bullshit. Especially given the reason that Mar is their capital-S She. Cancer is sacred to the gods—all things considered, I suspect they are cancer. And Mar never had a tumorous twin. Spiritually, she’s not a Sister but a Mother: “Mater Calamitas,” not a difficult translation. She’s “prone to growing chronic benign teratomas.” Not, technically, cancer, but I’m not sure the benign/malign distinction matters to the elder gods—they can make anything malignant. And presumably, they have very specific plans for what she is to grow next. I’m guessing mythosian antichrist. That was no good for Lavinia Whately, and I don’t expect it to be particularly good for Mar either. Next week, ghosts don’t have your best interests at heart, either, in Sam J. Miller’s “Courtney Lovecraft’s Book of the Dead.”[end-mark] The post Squamous Puzzles: Lucy Snyder’s <i>Sister, Maiden, Monster</i> (Part 7) appeared first on Reactor.

Netflix’s Assassin’s Creed Series Snags Eden Actor Toby Wallace in Leading Role
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Netflix’s Assassin’s Creed Series Snags Eden Actor Toby Wallace in Leading Role

News Assassin’s Creed Netflix’s Assassin’s Creed Series Snags Eden Actor Toby Wallace in Leading Role What that role is, exactly, remains to be seen. By Vanessa Armstrong | Published on November 25, 2025 Photo: Bryan Berlin via Wikimedia Commons/Ubisoft Comment 0 Share New Share Photo: Bryan Berlin via Wikimedia Commons/Ubisoft The Assassin’s Creed live-action television series is moving ahead at Netflix, five years after the company signed a deal with video game company Ubisoft. Today the streamer announced that Toby Wallace is the first actor officially attached to the project. Wallace, whose credits include the movies Eden and The Bikeriders, as well as The Society and the upcoming season of Euphoria, is set to be a series regular and will apparently be a co-lead on the show. Who, exactly, Wallace is playing is unknown. Deadline reports that the leads will be characters “said to be different from the games,” and that we’ll follow them “across pivotal historical events as they battle to shape humanity’s destiny.” The series is based on the popular video game franchise. In it, two factions—the Order of Assassins and the Templars (yes, those Templars)—are in an eons-long struggle to control humanity. The Assassins want to keep free will, while the Templars want to control and manipulate humankind’s future. In our near future, people with Assassin ancestry (which is a thing, I guess), with the help of technology, are able to relive their genetic ancestors’ lives in a simulation called the Animus. Doing so will help them win this war, in part because it helps them gather what are called “pieces of Eden,” technology from beings that used to live on Earth before they were completely wiped out by a solar flare. Gathering these artifacts allows the Assassins to gather info on the Templars, counter their plans, and protect their secrets. And so on. But back to Wallace: given he’s a co-lead, odds are good he’ll either be playing an assassin in the near future who relives his ancestors’ memories, or he’s one of the ancestors in another time period. Or perhaps he’s the antagonist and a member of the Templars. Who knows! What we do know is that production on the series is set to start in Italy in 2026, and that location serves as the setting for the first season. The show is also led by Roberto Patino and David Wiener, with Patino working on Westworld and DMZ, and Wiener showrunning the second season of Paramount+’s Halo. No news yet on when the Assassin’s Creed show will make its way to Netflix. [end-mark] The post Netflix’s <i>Assassin’s Creed</i> Series Snags <i>Eden</i> Actor Toby Wallace in Leading Role appeared first on Reactor.