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What to Watch and Read This Weekend: Friday the 13th — Jason Takes the Oscars
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What to Watch and Read This Weekend: Friday the 13th — Jason Takes the Oscars
Plus: Yoshi bath bombs and one watches over the kākāpō’s nest
By Molly Templeton
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Published on March 13, 2026
Photo: UCLA Library Special Collections (via Wikimedia Commons) and Paramount Pictures
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Photo: UCLA Library Special Collections (via Wikimedia Commons) and Paramount Pictures
It’s nearly the ides of March. It’s nearly the spring equinox. It’s nearly spring, my northern hemisphere comrades. There are many ways to look at this. One is that it’s a great time to watch a lot of movies and TV and read just absolute piles of books before the weather gets nice and we begin to feel like we ought to perhaps do things in the outside, while the nice lasts. (If you are not one of these people, more power to you! I experience sunlight guilt like no one’s business.)
There are many things to do in the inside this weekend. Yes, watching the Oscars is one of them. You could go to a scary movie called Undertone. You could read Rebecca Roanhorse’s new story collection, River of Bones, or Jenn Lyons’ Green and Deadly Things, both of which came out earlier this month. You could, of course, call your reps.
But first, let’s talk about weird dates that people imbue with meaning!
Hey, Hey, It’s Friday the 13th (Again) Today!
Fun fact: If the year starts on a Thursday, there will be three Friday the 13ths that year: February, March, and November. (If a leap year starts on a Sunday, you get a different set of three.) If you don’t believe me, you can ask Wikipedia. I am personally familiar with Friday the 13th distribution because Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab always releases a 13 scent, and because tattoo shops like to do fun flash specials. Not that I have ever managed to score one of those. (Generally, though, I just like things that have superstitions around them. I also have a black cat. Also, paraskevidekatriaphobia is a cool word.)
I am not so into Fridays the 13th as to overcome my horror-baby fears and watch any Friday the 13th movies, though I have it on good authority (see ed note below) that Friday the 13th Part VI is a good place to start, and Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan, despite its amusing title, should be skipped. The Friday the 13th prequel series Crystal Lake is still happening, after some bumps, and has even cast a lil’ Jason.
At any rate, I hope your day is lucky. Especially if you’re trying to get a tattoo.
Editor’s Note:
Mysterious masked editor here. If I had to break down the Friday the 13th franchise (my ultimate guilty pleasure franchise) into buckets rather than an impossibly difficult ranking, it would look like this:Stupid Fun
Jason XFriday the 13th Part VII: The New BloodFreddy vs. Jason
Honestly Kind of Boring
Friday the 13th (with much due respect, especially to those last 20 minutes)Friday the 13th Part III (unless you watch it in 3D)
Just Bad
Jason Goes to Hell: The Final FridayFriday the 13th: A New BeginningFriday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes ManhattanFriday the 13th (2009)
Genuinely Good
Friday the 13th Part 2Friday the 13th: The Final ChapterFriday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives
Part VI is what I recommend to people because it’s actually a meta comedy about the franchise. The Final Chapter is the definitive “prototypical” entry in the series. Part 2 is the sleeper masterpiece. Jason X is in space, so jot that down.
You Could Watch the Oscars, or You Could Not
This isn’t a big weekend for movies or new TV series (sorry to the horror movie I can’t watch and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II re-release) because it is the Oscars. The biggest! Night! In Hollywoooooood! “Night” begins at 4 pm Pacific time now, though. Just FYI.
But if the threat and/or promise of a Bridesmaids reunion and assorted Marvel superheroes aren’t enough to make you want to tune in, there are other things to watch! I for one will be watching the first of four Kelly Reichardt movies at a local theater, because I love Kelly Reichardt, whose work has absolutely nothing to do with SFF, but you should watch it anyway. If you are the contrarian type, you could watch one or two of the films that people believe were snubbed by the Oscars. These include Hedda (Tessa Thompson in glamorous outfits, some murder; it’s on Prime) and Mickey 17 (Robert Pattinson playing clones, courtesy of the director of Parasite; it’s on HBO) and Wake Up Dead Man (it’s Rian Johnson, of course you want to watch it; it’s on Netflix). I am not going to recommend Wicked: For Good, because it wasn’t good, but some people did feel that the cast, costume designer, and production designer were snubbed, so maybe just being intensely on their sides will make it seem better? (Nothing is going to make those new songs seem better, though.)
The Oscars are on ABC and Hulu. If you want to go that way. I will be mentally rooting for Sinners from the calm of my movie theater seat.
A Very Strange and Wonderful Parrot Is Making a Comeback
One of the first books I finished this year was Last Chance to See, by Douglas Adams and Mark Carwardine. The 1990 travelogue was about the two of them venturing all over the world to see animals that were growing more and more rare—terribly rare, in some cases. Sometimes, when I finished a section, I would look up the animal in question. But sometimes that was too hard. One of the creatures Adams wrote about was the kākāpō, a truly delightful-looking parrot that only lives in New Zealand. When Adams went to look for them, there were only about 40 of them.
But things are looking up for the kākāpō—to a degree. Now there are more than 200. For the first time in years, they’re breeding. And one of them has a nest-cam. The Guardian covered the joy people from all over the world have been taking in the kākāpō cam. There are, if I am reading the timeline correctly, no chicks in the nest at present, but you can watch Rakiura the kākāpō groom, and snooze, and generally just be a delightful chonk of a parrot. And after reading Adams’ book, I find myself incredibly moved by all of this: the breeding season, the nest cam, the joy. It wasn’t the last chance after all. I only wish Adams were here to see them.
But What Happens If You Drop a Yoshi Egg in the Bath?
I generally think of myself as a grown-ass human who has a reasonable amount of willpower and cannot be swayed by foolish marketing tactics and tie-in products. Except there are times when I’m an absolute sucker (don’t talk to me about the loth-cat tee that doesn’t fit at all but I refuse to stop wearing it). And while I have not bought anything from Lush in a very long time, I just, like … need to drop a Yoshi egg in the bath. I need to have a Yoshi egg I can just hold. I love Mario games, but I adore the weirdness of the Yoshi’s Island games. Please. Just one little Yoshi egg. It has a surprise in it! Forget watching television. I want to watch the egg hatch.
But there’s more! There’s Princess Peach’s crown soap and an extremely red shower gel and naturally an extremely green Luigi shower gel, too. Was somebody inspired by the Elphie/Glinda shower gels? Who’s to say. (I apparently missed the fact that there were also Wicked tie-in Lush products. I am weirded out by the Scarecrow scrub. But I also respect it.) I don’t even know what lip scrub is supposed to do, but I want it on principle. It has gold edible stars in it!!! How strong can a person be?
Sorry. Got carried away. Am I actually sorry? I’m sorry if Yoshi egg bath bombs were not in your budget, either. This was not what I expected to be excited about today.[end-mark]
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