Israelite King Would Just Once Like Prophets To Say God Is Pleased and Everything Is Dandy
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Israelite King Would Just Once Like Prophets To Say God Is Pleased and Everything Is Dandy

SAMARIA — According to insiders, King Ahab of Israel lamented a recent meeting he had with the prophet Elijah, admitting that just once he would like the prophets to say God is pleased and that everything is fine and dandy.